Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Well, he's certainly not from THIS planet.
(Sharp intake of breath that whistles through me missing toof hole)
Dezzie, juss answer me one fing, have you got a degree in rudenesses ?
Moffy, i likes a drop of vodka on my breakfast cereals, and i got this very amusing floor dance so, доброе утро и где ваша водочка
Yes. It's good, ain't it? Top of the class, I was. And the vodka is in the locked cupboard in the parlour, where you an' yer Mam can't get it.
Я знаю адрес хорошей реабилитации - в Гулаге.
And Spite, Have you a degree in that also?
Why, yes. And I worked very hard for that one. I did very well, if I do say so myself.
And you practise on me regularly , now thats just spiteful init!!!
Oh, Mikey, I'm sorry. You are just always there, and so good natured. I can't help meselluf. I has a problem, an no medicamentation seems to work. You wouldn't harass the socially inept, would you?
Oh heck no, now i feel guilty, heres a tissue, dont blow two hard cause i recycle um. OK ...
It'n not already recycled izzit? Ony it looks a little odd...
yes, im proud to say ive used that twice and you can hardly tell :O)
Um, is that the time? I really have to go. See ya!
Ta Tar, night night hope the bed bugs dont bite!!
(Thank goodness he fell for it and I didn't have to touch that tissue!)
That is sooooo ungrateful i cant beeleeve it, and the trouble i went to to to get it dry.. :O(
You are a saint, and I ought to be ashamed, oughtn't I? What are you going to do with me, Mikey? I suggest withholding any of your lovely tissues. Make me suffer!
You can just see the sort of man i am, kind, sharing, etc etc etc..... heart the size of a lions, its just not in my make up to hold a grudge,,, so here, here's a tissue!!
*grabs salad tongs and reaches for the tissue with these*
Why, thank you, Mikey.
*slyly drops tissue in fireplace when Mikey is looking away*
Always here to give a helping boot and a tissue,,thats me, Golden :O)
I still have the bruises from the boot...
It'll fade, here let me put a bag of frozen peas onit four ya, Ooooowww, you can still see the UGG marks....
Take your peas, please. I've finished wiffem. You may cookem now. Course, I wouldn't - knowin' where the bruises was an' all.
Hmmm.... Maybe broad beans would have been more appropriate?
I'm glad no gentlemen wandered in by mistake. We wouldn't want to accidentally raise the tone, would we?
No, nor would we want to offend any ladies!