Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Well,Well,Well, will you two stop it, just play together nicely now, i dunno kids, who'd av um..... :O)
He started it!
Now,now, just calm down put that machete down, think nice peaceful calm things, rolling waves, the smell of a garlic chicken with fluffy pastry cooking, me in a beach thong,,,,maybe not,,, :O)
Some images ought never be brought to one's imagination.
Sheesh! Dez and I agree!
Do you feel as defiled as I do, Mothy? And he SMILED ABOUT IT!!
Dezzie, nothing wrong with a bit of flesh, well quite a bit of flesh, do i look better if i took this bit into heeeere and that bit over me shoulder :O)
OO-OO-ooooHHhhh!!! Violated again! Take it away!!!
OK,OK,OK,,,sorry, what you think of me NEW hoody beach towel, have you got um in Oztralia,,,have ya huh,,have ya,,,,Eh,,,,???
Possibly, but I don't go to the beach much. They start throwing water over me and trying to tow me back out to sea...:-(
Ha ha ha, stop it stop it,,,its whats on the inside anyway that matters, i know some beautiful women with personalties of Snakes....
Yeah, but THEY haven't been towed out to sea, have they? Hey? No. THEY gets to lie on the sand all normal, like.
http://www.getprice.com.au/Hooded-Beach-Towel-Clown-Fish-Gpnc_497--50408947.htm WE put 'em on our babies, not growed mens. An' fer Pete's sake, get outa them budgie smugglers. I KNOW you're very nearly outa them already! That's why! NOT HERE!!! Oooh! I had to avert my eyes. I'm gunna tell yore muvver!
Yeah butt i think we UKlanders add the hoody beach towel first,, T'waz hinvented so we can lie on da beach, when we gets thirsty, its on with the hoody run in da shop grab a bottle or two and runs out wivout payin an no one no's who you iz,,job done "Stoatin"
I thought that was what balaclavas were for. Trust the Pomgolians to get it wrong. :-)
Good to see you have clothes on again. You worries me sometimes wif yer radical semi nudism!
Ha,,,I was waiting for you to say" whatever your wearing wants ironing" or something to that effect :O)
I woodent know. I diddent look! What's "stoatin"?
Great,fantastic,brilliant,wonderful = Stoatin
Never heard of it. You just made that up, diddent you?
Didja see my new picture of a dirty great pimple? Didja? Hmm? Is it wonderful? And why is it? Hmm?
let me just go L@@K.
WHY?? Yerk,,,Aghhhh,,,Wheeeerp, Hewieeeee! thats lovely NOT!
An' after all my praise of your snags 'n lemmins, you descry (look it up) my wonderful graphic. Well, jus' for that - I HATES your lemmins. There! How does it feel?
Feels Like a boil on the bum, OK, thats the nicest looking boil i ever did squeeze!
Hmph. Okay, then. That sounded sincere...We'll let the matter rest.
Speaking of matteresses, my son and his partner and my baby girls are coming up to visit me in September - there are school holidays here at that time. I am really looking forward to it. I have no room here, or beds, so they will stay in a motel, but it will be so lovely to have them here, even for just a few days. They're only about 4 hours away, but that's a long way these days for me, and it's not a trip you can make in a day there and back, and have any time with them.
Also, my boss has agreed in principle to me having a fortnight off. I don't have enough holiday pay to cover it, but I'll take the rest unpaid. I am so happy about that.