Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Oh im so happy for you Dezzie, i knows how much you enjoy your family, i guess you'll be otherwise engaged for a fortnight then, are you starting to save the washing up and hoovering in anticipation of the forthcoming visit, a bet your son hasn't told the gurls yet because they would be like cats on a hot tin roof until the day. I know you'll have a great time dezzie, just keep me updated cuz i iz nosey that way and you no's it :O)
I never thought of using them to clean up, but now you mention it...
Oh, they won't be here too long, as my son's partner can only take a week off work. But that's okay. We'll just have to fit a lot into the time.
So, is my pimple still the best pimple you ever seed?
I sure you'll have a great time hoovering/polishing/dishes/dusting :O)
Tell you now gurl for nothing, that is probably the perfect pimple, possibly protruding with puss... :O)
Ah, you knows how to sweet talk a lady, Mikey, you devil!
Years of practise Dezzie, books, trials n errors, but me sweet talking is probably me bestest asset :O)
Yeah, don't push it, Mikey. Don't push it.
An' so what are your uvver assets?
Errrr,,,,,Ummm,,,,other Assets,,,,,Ah,,oh no,,,,,Errrr,,,,I'll have to think on that one Dezzie!
Well I can't hang about talking to a man wot has no assets. Why people will fink I'm like you.
'Twas an evening in November
That I very well remember
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride
When my knees went all a-flutter
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and laid down by my side
Yes I laid there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a colleen passing by did softly say
"Ye can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses"
And at that the pig got up and walked away
This pig is walking away the few feet to bed. have a nice one, Mikey. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Oink, Oink, Good night sleep tight hope the bedbugs don't bite :O)
Well, they DID bite, and now I'm covered in calamine lotion and it's all thanks to you puttin' the whammy on me!
Gee... Does whammy come in small as well as large sizes?
In your country, I understand only small.
Ah, that must be because we're naturally polite. Aren't we, Mike?
Well yes, i am polite, please, thank you, may i, excuse me, its bred into us UKlanders, anyone care for tea?
Well, that's because so many crazy kings were runnin' around sayin' "Orf wif 'is 'ead!" You 'ad to be polite, dincha? Or was that Hallis in Wonderland? Never mind. It's alla same above the hequator.
Ha ha ha, yoo make me larf, yeah T'iz trooh wot yoo iz saying, our chequered past was a tiny bit ruthless, witch probably bought about us UKlanders bean sow polite.
An' us Aussies bein' so lucky! LOL
Well you got sunshine an spiders,,what more you want mmmm!!
Death adders, but that might be greedy.
Lovely, I like all animals dont care what they are they all belong here with us, Whats those spiders that hide under the dunny seat Dezzie,,how often do you find one of those critters ???
We don't have many dunnies these days. I think you mean redbacks. They are all over the place - but they could only kill a sick person or a young child. And there is very effective antivenin available everywhere. You find them in corners, mostly. Under outdoor furniture, or in old boots that have been left for a long time, in scruffy webs. They are easily recognised by the red mark. They are black widow spiders, actually, but just with colour.
You do get spiders - mostly in old houses or among trees. I hate them. But I'm in a new place, and so far, there are only a few house spiders - the tiny ones.
Yeah we have friendly garden spiders that become as pets in your home, I did have one that would take flies off me and break dance, think i even heard it try to sing for he's a jolly good fellow once, mind you, that could of been my fillings receiving radio one :O)
Or the voices in your head...
Cheeky gurl,,your at it again aint ya, Im as normal as the next person now,,,,,no really,,,,safe as houses i am.. :O)