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4 seasons on 45 seconds

1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00

Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.

1058. happyture4 September 2011, 10:24 GMT +02:00

Oh im so happy for you Dezzie, i knows how much you enjoy your family, i guess you'll be otherwise engaged for a fortnight then, are you starting to save the washing up and hoovering in anticipation of the forthcoming visit, a bet your son hasn't told the gurls yet because they would be like cats on a hot tin roof until the day. I know you'll have a great time dezzie, just keep me updated cuz i iz nosey that way and you no's it :O)

1059. xymonau4 September 2011, 10:49 GMT +02:00

I never thought of using them to clean up, but now you mention it...

Oh, they won't be here too long, as my son's partner can only take a week off work. But that's okay. We'll just have to fit a lot into the time.

So, is my pimple still the best pimple you ever seed?

1060. happyture4 September 2011, 12:15 GMT +02:00

I sure you'll have a great time hoovering/polishing/dishes/dusting :O)
Tell you now gurl for nothing, that is probably the perfect pimple, possibly protruding with puss... :O)

1061. xymonau4 September 2011, 12:25 GMT +02:00

Ah, you knows how to sweet talk a lady, Mikey, you devil!

1062. happyture4 September 2011, 12:36 GMT +02:00

Years of practise Dezzie, books, trials n errors, but me sweet talking is probably me bestest asset :O)

1063. xymonau4 September 2011, 12:51 GMT +02:00

Yeah, don't push it, Mikey. Don't push it.

An' so what are your uvver assets?

1064. happyture4 September 2011, 14:27 GMT +02:00

Errrr,,,,,Ummm,,,,other Assets,,,,,Ah,,oh no,,,,,Errrr,,,,I'll have to think on that one Dezzie!

1065. xymonau4 September 2011, 15:13 GMT +02:00

Well I can't hang about talking to a man wot has no assets. Why people will fink I'm like you.

'Twas an evening in November
That I very well remember
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride
When my knees went all a-flutter
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and laid down by my side
Yes I laid there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a colleen passing by did softly say
"Ye can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses"
And at that the pig got up and walked away

This pig is walking away the few feet to bed. have a nice one, Mikey. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

1066. happyture4 September 2011, 22:49 GMT +02:00

Oink, Oink, Good night sleep tight hope the bedbugs don't bite :O)

1067. xymonau5 September 2011, 10:32 GMT +02:00

Well, they DID bite, and now I'm covered in calamine lotion and it's all thanks to you puttin' the whammy on me!

1068. micromoth5 September 2011, 14:09 GMT +02:00

Gee... Does whammy come in small as well as large sizes?

1069. xymonau5 September 2011, 15:55 GMT +02:00

In your country, I understand only small.

1070. micromoth5 September 2011, 18:30 GMT +02:00

Ah, that must be because we're naturally polite. Aren't we, Mike?

1071. happyture5 September 2011, 21:46 GMT +02:00

Well yes, i am polite, please, thank you, may i, excuse me, its bred into us UKlanders, anyone care for tea?

1072. xymonau6 September 2011, 11:08 GMT +02:00

Well, that's because so many crazy kings were runnin' around sayin' "Orf wif 'is 'ead!" You 'ad to be polite, dincha? Or was that Hallis in Wonderland? Never mind. It's alla same above the hequator.

1073. happyture6 September 2011, 11:28 GMT +02:00

Ha ha ha, yoo make me larf, yeah T'iz trooh wot yoo iz saying, our chequered past was a tiny bit ruthless, witch probably bought about us UKlanders bean sow polite.

1074. xymonau6 September 2011, 12:25 GMT +02:00

An' us Aussies bein' so lucky! LOL

1075. happyture6 September 2011, 13:01 GMT +02:00

Well you got sunshine an spiders,,what more you want mmmm!!

1076. xymonau6 September 2011, 14:36 GMT +02:00

Death adders, but that might be greedy.

1077. happyture6 September 2011, 22:26 GMT +02:00

Lovely, I like all animals dont care what they are they all belong here with us, Whats those spiders that hide under the dunny seat Dezzie,,how often do you find one of those critters ???

1078. xymonau7 September 2011, 10:52 GMT +02:00

We don't have many dunnies these days. I think you mean redbacks. They are all over the place - but they could only kill a sick person or a young child. And there is very effective antivenin available everywhere. You find them in corners, mostly. Under outdoor furniture, or in old boots that have been left for a long time, in scruffy webs. They are easily recognised by the red mark. They are black widow spiders, actually, but just with colour.


You do get spiders - mostly in old houses or among trees. I hate them. But I'm in a new place, and so far, there are only a few house spiders - the tiny ones.

1079. happyture7 September 2011, 11:24 GMT +02:00

Yeah we have friendly garden spiders that become as pets in your home, I did have one that would take flies off me and break dance, think i even heard it try to sing for he's a jolly good fellow once, mind you, that could of been my fillings receiving radio one :O)

1080. xymonau7 September 2011, 12:43 GMT +02:00

Or the voices in your head...

1081. happyture7 September 2011, 23:38 GMT +02:00

Cheeky gurl,,your at it again aint ya, Im as normal as the next person now,,,,,no really,,,,safe as houses i am.. :O)

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