Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Ha ha ,,yeah know what you mean, HEY, was gonna have a go at one of them there photo magazine comps,, was gonna do a photo of a wrinkly old man cuz they always win dont they, wrinkly olds Aborigines win regular, so i said to Ma can i take a photo of grandad,,she said NO,,,YOUR NOT digging him up again!! she's so spiteful at times is Ma!!
You're too good to her, Mikey. She's spoilt. I'd stop lettin' her suck the choklit offa them scorched almonds. That'll teach 'er.
I know ive got a heart of solid gold. how did you know Ma sucks the sugar coatin offa the Scorched almonds,,,you been talkin to momma without me nowin???
Erm...we has...corresponded. Okay, okay, I'll tells ya, butchoo hafta be nice to her, okay? She's bin watchin you, an' she knows the password on your computer. We been talkin' on Messenger for a number of years. You tells me a story, an' she tells me the troof. A delightful woman, really. Just in need of dental care.
Hummm, Dental care???? Are you sure its my Ma,,cuz i think you has put a D instead of a M for dental, Did she tell you about the giant rabbit that takes her shopping on pension day??No? Did she tell you bout the leprechaun that drives the taxi? No? What about the squirrel that lends her its tail to scrub her back with in the tub?No? well,well,well, seems she's not been open an truthful with you see dezzie,,tell you gurl,,you iz juss too darn trustin you iz, you'll be takin lifts home in strange mens cars before you know it ,,,Hufff!
Well...she is foreign. How was I to know things are not like that in your country. Heaven knows you're all a bit - erm - eccentric. I think it's the cold weather. And the damp.
Huh, speak for yourself Madam, i woz thinking the same thing bout you with all that sun on ya head, boiled your brain like a boiled egg! bit like permanent heat stroke..yeah thats it,,,crazy as a fruit bat you Oztralians iz, well sept for Rolf Harris and Rex Hunt,,Do you know Rex Hunt the Oztralian fisherman yibbada yibbada!!
*sigh* Not personally, no. Fruit bats are rather snuggly and nice, even if you have to store them upside down.
Huh,,,they be the right way round down there wont they, they juss upside down ere!
No, you are confused. Up is vertical from wherever you are, and fruitbats is the wrong way. See? Hejamacation in the northern regions is sadly lacking. You rely on entertainers for your geography lessons. We pays geogramaticians to teach us, so we is vury s'perior.
You saying hime thick again aint ya, next yoo bee saying the bloody wurld is round ha ha ha,,Oh dear dear dear,,,,,and before you argue bout it heres the proof..
Oh, I knows that! http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm
You jus' hafta look outside your winder.
Zactly, plane n simple like a pimple init !!
A flat pimple, Mikey, a very flat pimple. Not like my magnificent pimple in my gallery. Now, THERE'S a PIMPLE!
Thats a very simple pimple without a dimple!
We had this conversation before. Remember that my pimple is in the ranks of your snags. Remember that. Hmmm?
I knows that you would like to beleaf that your pimple is in the same ranks as me Snags but,,but,,and i,ll have to say this fast so you dont get too upset, SweetSussexSausageSadlySweepsSimplePimleIntoSecondPlace.....!!! hope that didnt hurt too munch Dezzie,,,Cuz the Truth hurts dunit!!
Well, it would - if it were the truth. My pimple is the king of all pimples, and compared with your snivelling sausages - well, what can I say? It is simply the best. You may have a pic on the front page, but it hain't your snags, boyo!
HEY,,,HEY,,i can feel your aggression brewing up Madam, juss calm yourself, think of relaxing things,,like,,,like Snags cooking in a pan, Deep breath in!!!!! and let it out!!!! IN,,,,,,and out, Shut your eyes and Smell the snags cooking!!!
Nope. Won't. I yam eating a scrumptious toasted wholemeal English muffin, with avocado and tomatoe mush, flavoured with onion, herbs and garlic. The thought of greasy sausages simply does not appeal. I just had a mango and a blood (navel) orange as well. The health is just burstin' from my veins. Gasp! Wheeze! (Okay, well that's from the fifty something years I didn't eat healthy. Give it a chance.)
I must admit, the smell of sausages is intoximicating. But not as much as the sight of a perfectly delightful pimple.
A English Muffin, I say dear gall steady on steady on,,,i hope you ate it with your little finger cocked as one does!!
Why, no. Here in the bery rough Antipodes, we eats 'em wif our triggers cocked. Blasted taipans! (My sister and her husband have returned out of retirement to do some work on the cattle station where they lived and worked for years. Their house was locked up for many months. She found a taipan in the back yard eating a rat. It never got to finish it.)
Oh that sounds lovely, cattle station, is it down by the billabong, does the sunset behind it ,,Ahh i can see it now,, have you ever visited?
Yes, but it isn't all that pictureque in the bits I saw. It's at Calliope, outside Gladstone, north of here. The country is nice enough, but in the dry, it looks a bit grey and dull. Gladstone is closer to the tropic of Capricorn, and a lot hotter. Not my idea of a fun place to be. And the station is for raising cattle to slaughter, so it isn't the stuff dreams are made of. Not my dreams, anyway. http://adb.anu.edu.au/biography/wilson-james-lockie-1050 - this is about the fellow that established the station. As you can see, it's pretty big.
If you ever come over, you should go to the Sunshine Coast. It has beautiful beaches leading back to the green hinterland and rolling hills, with views to die for. And lots of country areas with really picturesque land. And death adders and taipans and more mosquitoes than you could believe.