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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!

1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00

Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)

194. xymonau24 March 2011, 13:20 GMT +01:00

I'm already nice and nasty enough. I know you has no teefs. Else why d'you wear yer Mam's?

195. happyture24 March 2011, 13:24 GMT +01:00

You cheeky gurl,, I got most of me hone teefs, cept for the ones i knocked out showing off on me dirt bike,,,and befour yoo say,,serves me right!!!

196. xymonau24 March 2011, 13:34 GMT +01:00

Who owns the teefs wot aren't yours?

197. happyture24 March 2011, 15:39 GMT +01:00

Me Ma, but i,m saving for me own set, ma has um Monday/Wednesday, they iz in soak for a day,,,and i as um the rest of the Days,,I really looks fourword to havin um cuz i can eat solids with um...

198. xymonau25 March 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00

Oh, you're on solids now? You been weaned already?

199. happyture25 March 2011, 10:17 GMT +01:00

Tell you dezzie, i was a little slow,,I was 16 when i was took off being breast fed, Well,, i used to get funny looks taking me Ma to work with me :O)

200. xymonau25 March 2011, 11:59 GMT +01:00

An' she refused to get in the lunchbox, right? Selfish, that is.

201. happyture25 March 2011, 14:40 GMT +01:00

Well, you know what she's like Dezzie, she just wood knot gettin the tin, lost 2 stone in weight , or in Oztralian 28lbs....I did feel elfyer for it mind you..

202. xymonau26 March 2011, 0:55 GMT +01:00

Let me clarify - we use stones. Americans - you know them, they all has guns - use lbs. Officially, we're now metric, and use kilos, but I was raised with stones and I think in those terms.

Now, about yer Ma - has you thunk of puttin' her in a home? Or a cage?

203. happyture26 March 2011, 1:21 GMT +01:00

Na, they wont have her cuz of her little problem.

204. xymonau26 March 2011, 5:38 GMT +01:00

Erm...which little problem - derst I arst?

205. happyture26 March 2011, 11:53 GMT +01:00

Well, between me, you, and these four walls,,, Have you ever been to the zoo?,,,The munky house,,?, have you ever aggravated the chimps,, did you just happen to notice what they sometimes throw at you?? need i say more????

206. xymonau26 March 2011, 12:43 GMT +01:00

Yer Ma's gone bananas???

207. happyture26 March 2011, 14:16 GMT +01:00

Close,,Close,,the processed and digested by product of the banana?? get the idea??

208. xymonau26 March 2011, 15:08 GMT +01:00

She's appeelin'?

209. happyture26 March 2011, 15:45 GMT +01:00

Tell yoo, scares me sumtimes, speshilly when she has teef in one hand and poo in the other, i just dunner no witch whey to run...

210. xymonau26 March 2011, 16:24 GMT +01:00

Hmm...I hopes you soaks them teefs well. I mean, there's sumfin' not real hyeg - hgyn - highjes - clean about that sitcheration. Mikey, you is a skoller an' a gennleman, an' I mus' get my beauty sleep. Goodness knows I need it! Good night, my gummy friend.

211. happyture26 March 2011, 16:33 GMT +01:00

Gudknight my psychopathic friend from a land down under :O)

212. xymonau27 March 2011, 5:00 GMT +02:00

Well, I'm back, and I'm ready for you, old son! I brought you a plastik bag big enuff to hold yer Ma. Give her a few Valium an' a piller, an' then quickly tie the top. You can cut a hole innit to feed her an she can look outa it, too. Problem solved!

213. happyture27 March 2011, 9:42 GMT +02:00

That sounds a cunning plan indeed, but i will have two cut her nails first cuz we aint never cut um and they iz long and sharp, i tell you, when she's in full swing she looks like Edward Scissor hands, witch of corse will make short work of a plasic bag wont it, so back to the drawing bored four yew mrs, but dont fourget, all ideas are greatfully recieved.... :O)

214. xymonau27 March 2011, 12:58 GMT +02:00

Does the word, "polypropylene" have any meaning to you? It is the plastic of plastics. That ol' girl won't get outa this one. Still, it might be a bit mean. Maybe you should keep 'er.

215. happyture27 March 2011, 13:23 GMT +02:00

Dunno,,,Had her for 54 years think its time she went into a nice little rest home or sumfink of that nature, theres a nice little place in Siberia, fresh air, cool, and far enough away..mmmm ,

216. xymonau27 March 2011, 14:15 GMT +02:00

Na, you need her teefs, an' it would be inhumane to send an ol' girl off to the salt mines wifout her teefs.

217. happyture27 March 2011, 15:35 GMT +02:00

Woz only ha idea, but spose your right, I,ll keep her a bit longer, well her is a bit useful still as she does like to bite the tails of the pups,,

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