Make it a very green salad, and it might! LOL
I see they haven't put you in the home yet.
Had a sandwinch,,it was horrible,,frightening,,horrific,,the eat by day was today but it tasted like eat by a month ago,,,now im juss waiting for it to fall back out of me tell you!!!
You paints a ghastly picture, you does.
Sorry but the truth burns like passing caustic soda,,,i should not of swallowed um,,,maybe just chewed um a little and spat um out,,,i hate to waste food though,,I knew something was wrong when the bread was the same colour as the lettuce...Serves me right dont it!!!! :O(
And you didn't need to go to horstipal?
No for heavens sake, Ive eaten blackbirds eggs cooked on a rusty paint tin lid before now, tell ya, take something bad to see me off :O)
Ahem. See this stick?
You wouldn't Dare,,I'll tell Ma of ya cuz you no's you is on a thread with her dun ya!!
She don't scare me. She'd hafta catch me first. Then I might be scared.
You iz tellin me yoo aint scared of a women who can look at a bottle of milk n sour it,,,yoo iz braverer than i thunked!
I has the strenf of ten because my heart is pure.
Well that n a nice smiley face,,but sadly Ma dont like smilin, she dont enjoy henny type of funnynessess so all i can say iz bee wear, cheque under your bed at night...
Will she steal my gezunder?!
Whats a gezunder,,never heard of one ...
A corse you have! You know. The pot that gezunder the bed.
Ha ha ha ,,,ohhhh dear let me go change me pants,, i aint never heard that one before...
Well, it's an old British joke. Had to travel half way around the flippin' planet for you to hear it! An' they say the hinternet is no use.
Oh dear dear dear,,,they say laffin is good for you and i like laffin, so im a gonna laff myself healthy,,Here this might help,,,My boss asked me the other day,,Why do you always come out in a rash on paydays,,I told him I,m allergic to peanuts WHOOOO HOOO!!!
We get that awful British show where they have two teams of two people who buy an antique or two then try to auction it at a profit. I don't have a telly, but I see it when I'm in motels, etc. They were talking about a gezunder on that, too.
Its a horrible show called Bargain hunt, or flog it,,bores the pants off me.. silly show..
Modesty forbids me from asking why you haven't bothered to put them back on.
Cuz we sold them to yuooooooo! all episodes,,you'll be watching them for years...
Fair enough. We sold you Home and Away. Rubbish for rubbish. And Neighbours.
But to be honest, I was talkin' about your pants.
Oh,,No,, Commando Style,,,free free free as a Bird!!!