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1. happyture8 November 2011, 10:08 GMT +01:00


578. happyture7 May 2012, 17:32 GMT +02:00

You is playing acting,,you is a healthy as a butchers dog :O)

579. xymonau8 May 2012, 6:38 GMT +02:00

Even dogs die...gasp...

580. happyture8 May 2012, 7:51 GMT +02:00

Here pull yourself together i got you an appointment for a week next Thursday, bladdy strooth dingo droppings thats faster than pommieland, just hold tight dezzie we'll have you right as wallabies widget in no time :O)

581. xymonau8 May 2012, 11:49 GMT +02:00

Oh, okay, then.

You know, there are several tragedies in the world. I'm about to become one of them. Not because of the poison - no, although it HAS turned my lips blue if anyone would care to notice. Ahem. No, your TERRIBLE ocker impressions are enough to curdle milk. And brains. Good honest Australian brains.

582. happyture9 May 2012, 3:01 GMT +02:00

AGhhh 'struth an ears meselfs thinkin i woz a great frigging job, well back to the drawing board,,, I say dear gall would one consider a cup of char and a bourbon cream then ha ha haaar....

583. xymonau9 May 2012, 13:04 GMT +02:00

Rack off, hairy legs.

584. happyture12 May 2012, 11:17 GMT +02:00

See,,, there's juss no pleasing some women is there, fish n chips down the Chinese it is then :O)

585. xymonau12 May 2012, 11:37 GMT +02:00

Do they have Chinese fish and chipperies there? Here it's traditionally the Italians or Greeks - although they're being run by everyone these days. I just thought the Chinese were above that! LOL

586. happyture15 May 2012, 9:59 GMT +02:00

HO NO We have many Chinese fish and chippies here in the Great UKland, also Greeks, Turks, polish, all making the Solidly Best bit of British battered fish and chippies, Some are much better than others, but the best one i have been into is run by people from Pakistan,,bestest F/C/P's in North Wales,,,only one problem,,I dont eat them now. :O)

587. xymonau15 May 2012, 12:12 GMT +02:00

That's not a problem. It's good. Although I have the odd craving for some battered barramundi from time to time. I can leave the chips. never was fond of them.

588. happyture16 May 2012, 2:20 GMT +02:00

I had a mall chick pie and some chips for tea,, couldn't eat the chips and only the filling out the pie, it was funny cause when i looked up after eating my youngest daughter was looking at me shaking her head,,,I said,,WHAT" ,,,,whats the matter, she said just look at your lunch plate it looks like a four year olds playground ha ha ha ha ,,,made me laff,,,

589. xymonau21 May 2012, 10:45 GMT +02:00

Well, I had to go away unexpectedly for several days. Just got back yesterday and I'm off to the specialist in Brisbane on Wednesday. Leaving tomorrow because I can't drive in the dark, and the sun doesn't come up early enough to get there in time. I will be spending a fortune on motels in the next few days, and staying at three different one. The first is near the hospital, but has no cooking facilities, which I prefer. Then I go to one in some horrid suburb for two days, then to my favourite, where I'll get a villa and have my grandbabies for two days. They were with me last weekend, too. We had the mother of all pillowfights and I won.

590. happyture22 May 2012, 9:15 GMT +02:00

Yeah, it was that peaceful ere you could hear a gnat fart, think its only me n you that likes talking, sociable i think is what we is Dezzie, N i likes being sociable, I still have my fingers n toes cross for ya's hoping that everything will be OK, No about child battering, Was you playing Fair,, Was you abiding by the laws of United pillow fighters? No i bet you wasn't, It clears states that an age difference must be balanced to 2 to 1 hits in favour of the youngest competitor, so,,,was you letting them hit twice to your once,,,No so, thats a technical disqualification in my books, Sorry Dezzie but rules is rules :O)

591. xymonau27 May 2012, 8:44 GMT +02:00

Hang on! Under the Marquess of Queensbury rules, a woman hov my hage is clarsed as senile hand demented, hence I gets more hadvantages an' three hits to thair two. I dinnae need the hextra han I beated them fair han square! United pillow fighters iz rubbish rules. Mine iz for cage pillow fightin', han verry siriuss.

592. happyture28 May 2012, 9:24 GMT +02:00

Yoo iz juss cheatin, hadmit it go on say the wurd "ch h ee a t ing " them pour hinasant chilldruns cud be damaged four life after your little eskerspade , have you splaned to mummy n daddy where the bruises av come from,,,,,,? bet yoo anna told um..

593. xymonau28 May 2012, 10:22 GMT +02:00

Juss corze I hasta lie habout broozes dunt mean heye cheated. Them was heevil, wikked babies han they now respecks me. Heye puts FEER into tha hearts of small chillen. I can walk UNACCOMPANIED froo the ruffest kindergarten hon the plannet. See?

594. happyture28 May 2012, 15:41 GMT +02:00

How cud yew say such a thing heevil babies indeed, i seed thems in a photo and they iz cute as cute cud bee, i thunk you is a wicked soop making naughty person.

595. xymonau29 May 2012, 10:20 GMT +02:00

I have nevver beed so hinsulted in all my lyfe! I do NOT make soop. It forms hitselluf over a period of weeks outa wot I puts inna rubbish bin. I merely strains it off.

596. happyture30 May 2012, 7:25 GMT +02:00

OO0000ooooooooooh,,,I can juss magine it bublin away, dogs n cats leaving the area , nasty nasty nasty :O)

597. xymonau30 May 2012, 10:17 GMT +02:00

Dog an cats don't GET to leave the area, if you catch my drift...

598. happyture31 May 2012, 7:46 GMT +02:00

Ha ha ha, yoo iz a vegamaterian so no catz n dowgs wood hend up in your soop an i no's that four sure,,,...:O)

599. xymonau31 May 2012, 7:49 GMT +02:00

Oh. You fink I EAT it meselluf. Good, good...yess, you is rite...I eats it...*whistles an walks away wiff a ebil grin*

600. happyture31 May 2012, 8:22 GMT +02:00

Sea,, the trueffs are coming out naw aint they juss Mrs !!!!!

601. xymonau31 May 2012, 8:32 GMT +02:00

Quite rite. Yes. Troof. I eats it...

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