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1. happyture8 November 2011, 10:08 GMT +01:00


122. happyture10 December 2011, 13:20 GMT +01:00

Ha ha ha,,and a hand basin and mirror, shoes, make up, curling tongs, etc etc etc!!

123. xymonau10 December 2011, 13:30 GMT +01:00

Hey, I just received an email from a vitamin company I had asked about their supplements. They make vitamin D out of lanolin! ERGGH! I am horrified. Who eats lanolin?! Well, I do, appparrently. What annoys me is I have about three spare jars of these capsules sitting in my pantry. The only way to ensure a natural diet is to make or grow you own stuff from scratch, seriously.

124. happyture10 December 2011, 15:07 GMT +01:00

Yeah,,you really dont know what your eating if you dont ask,,,,HEY! i,m trying that Glucosamine and have done so for the last week,,,Tell me, how long before i can do back flips? cant wait!!!

125. xymonau10 December 2011, 15:30 GMT +01:00

It takes several weeks to get the full effect. It doesn't work like a painkiller, but I definitely found a lot of relief. I think it works mostly on inflammation. Keep up the dose, and see how it goes. I hope I haven't sold you a pup, but it really does work for a lot of people. Add ginger and flaxseed oil capsules if you can. Ginger is fabulous for inflammation. But i warn you - do not buy any liquid form of ginger. It tastes like poison! I made that fatal mistake a while ago, and had to throw the lot away. Disgusting! The tablets are good - but take large doses. I don't know how much fresh ginger is adequate. I'm not taking it right now, but with your issues, I'd use the lot.

I really hope you get some relief from it all. I must admit, the damp weather still makes me ache a bit, but I'm still not having to take aspirin more than once a week or less.

126. happyture10 December 2011, 16:23 GMT +01:00

Ah right, ginger, i,ll try some, I,ll try anything to rid this lot i tells ya, i like the taste of ginger, even married a ginger haired gurl once but thats another story... now i'll just wait a few weeks before i attempt a back flip!!

127. xymonau10 December 2011, 16:26 GMT +01:00

And when your spine ruptures, don't tell the authorities that I encouraged you!

128. happyture10 December 2011, 18:46 GMT +01:00

But you did though,,you said,,you said it would make me better!!! I'll tell um i will!!

129. xymonau11 December 2011, 2:21 GMT +01:00

No. It made ME betterer. For you, well, it has its work cut out for it.

My lawyer has prepared the following statement:

•medical information provided by me is not intended as a substitute for advice from a registered physician or other healthcare professional; and
•product information provided by me is not intended as a substitute for user manuals or other documentation supplied with chemist or health store products.

NOW tell 'em, backflip boy!

130. micromoth11 December 2011, 8:20 GMT +01:00

@128 Mike, just thought I should warn you that Dez's lawyer got Genghis Khan acquitted. Backflips? Nah, stick with egg flips, that's my opinion. :)

131. xymonau11 December 2011, 9:04 GMT +01:00

Egg flips? Now there's a blast from the past! Disgusting things. Milk with - um - slime in it.

132. happyture11 December 2011, 10:55 GMT +01:00

hummm @130 Kevin, I am sure,Nay positive that Dezzie would not tell me untruths, she has clearly stated that the miracle tablets will make me better, I do however feel a little worried as to why she has approached her lawyer on the matter, I dont suppose you have the lawyers phone number ,,,you know just to stay on the safe side..

133. xymonau11 December 2011, 11:32 GMT +01:00

Untruths? I might tell a fib or two, but never an untruth! The very thought!

134. happyture11 December 2011, 13:18 GMT +01:00

HOW!!!!JUST HOW COULD YOU! i find it hard to believe that such a sweet , smiling person could tell a FIB!

135. xymonau11 December 2011, 13:53 GMT +01:00

Oh, they're not really FIBS. They're more little fibs. Well, I has to humour some very sensikive persons on here no names foller my glare, Mikey sookums!

Hennyways, that were a sweet smiling person many years ago. Now I is old and mizzerabble, sour-faced an' beligerent. An' I has a lawyer.

136. happyture11 December 2011, 23:37 GMT +01:00

Well, i dont beeleave yoo, its juss hympossible, Although Ma did say dont judge a book buy its cuver, so maybe Ma iz right...When she's got her cauldron up to the boil i,ll as her again,,wing of bat Ma,,,Wing of Bat,, No wings on a cat silly old &^%$...

137. xymonau12 December 2011, 10:03 GMT +01:00

Wing of flippin' BAT? An MY soop is bad???

138. happyture13 December 2011, 6:47 GMT +01:00

There's a recession you know, you have to eat what you can get, Have you heard down there that a man here in England has actually bred a mutation chicken that has much more meat on it and has four legs, he doesn't know what it tastes like yet as he hasn't caught one?

139. xymonau13 December 2011, 9:53 GMT +01:00

Well, someone has!


140. happyture13 December 2011, 9:56 GMT +01:00

Well lookie you there, juss proves i wasn't telling porkies dont it,,mmmm looks lovely too dont it ,,,....

141. xymonau13 December 2011, 9:58 GMT +01:00

Ah, yes, roast deformity really makes a Sunday lunch go well.

142. happyture13 December 2011, 10:04 GMT +01:00

Your being Racial ! shouldn't be racial, Im not Racial, I like 4 legged chucks :O)

143. xymonau13 December 2011, 10:22 GMT +01:00

There's a RACE of 4-legged chickens??!! How do you race 'em?

144. happyture13 December 2011, 12:32 GMT +01:00

With very small jockeys, Cant beat a good Irish jockey you knows!

145. xymonau13 December 2011, 13:38 GMT +01:00

And do they have four legs, too?

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