The language in this makes me cringe, but it is genuinely funny.
Hokay - where IZ you, Mikey? If you is sick, I will be yupset. I yam about to go surchin'.
Sorry Dezzie, I not sick juss me PC, I have been a little busy juss of late, family matters, pictures fantastic, robbing banks, you knows normal run of the mill stuff but as yoo can cee im back now with a new spell cheecker and everythong , So what mischief have yoo bean up too since i bean away Hey???
Well, if you dinnet read habout it in the newspapers, then you juss missed out, dinchoo? I'm very glad to see you. I was getting all fretful an about to send a hemail 'n all! I will be off this site for a day, then after Sunday, I'm off to Brisbane again to see a cardiologist. My car is leaking oil, so I hope I make it! LOL So I'll be back Wednesday our time - thass larss week, your time.
Ah bless you Dezzie i hope everything is fine for you, and thats a long drive with a leaky car, marvellous i come back and you go away, i think you is just trying to avoid me ain't you :O)
Well, you haven't brushed your teefs since larst time. Do you really blame me?
There are a couple of days before i flee - and it's only for a couple of days. I shall send you a souvenir. Wot wood you like?