ROFL! How gorgeous! But it looks more like you've got him in thumbscrews.
Eeeerrrrr, that dog has got sly eyes, dont like it!
Whose face have they mixed that with? Anyone recognise it?
Well its not mine cuz i got kind big sea blue eye's both of um?
Wot? You have matching eyes? Well, I never!
Tell ya, cept for the turn in one and a squint in the other they match yes :O)
An' jus' why is one bruised?
Yoo's nose the answer to that one too,,,dont you Tyson...
Hmmm...oh, that's right. I forgetted. Well, the drink does that, don't it? At least I diddunt bite off yer ear. Have you seen behind them ears?!
My ears are clean, i spit on a hankie and rub behind um once a month as regular as clockwork ill have you know!
Well, Lah-dee-DAH! Spose you fink you is fancy.
Well not one to boast but, it is a hankie i stole from harrods.. only the best for my ears..
I gives up! You is posh, an no bones about it.
Told ya so Mrs,,Ya din believe me didya hay!!
and what did the trip to London cost you?
no money left for the shopping I guess?
Muny is just so hard to come by, I feel bilious if i part with any, I likes saving it for a rainy day :O)
well we once had a (Dutch) bishop who declared that if you were hungry and if you didn't have the money to buy a bread, you were allowed to steal one (mind you only one!) and the Lord would forgive you
Oh the lord acts in mysterious ways, I know this for sure :O)
Conversely, he could have said to trust in God to provide. He does. Or to ask someone for bread. No stealing involved. I think that's a bit awful, really. And what if the person you steal from needs the bread?
Well Dezzie, they hungry,,and you ain't "Simples"
@92: the Dutch are atheistic, all of them, even the bishops
Oh dear,,well im turretsic bloody dam sure i am head am!!
Que? And in English?
Snooker? Pool? which cue do you want Mrs :O)