Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
One ting that has always puzzled me about the Antipodes - where are the Podes? And why are the Antipodeans so opposed to them? I think we should be told.
You Northerners ar the Podeans. We are very anti you. That's why we win a lot of stuff, just to annoy. Hence my inevitable victory here.
Dunno of any recently
in the 1950' yes
Lol! I have to agree - certainly no Antipodean winners of LOTP here!
But when you are interested in soccer - Australia beats Germany in a friendship game last week. The team is gone but Prize stays here - moving a little bit northwards toooooooo --- ME :)
And then westwards toooooooo -- ME!
Grunn, you obviously need to read more. And I wouldn't expect mothman to know much. It's hard to hold those books when your little wings are flapping wildly.
You'll all be pleased to know that the prize got dizzy with all the directional changes, and he ended up in sunny Queensland (which hardly ever sees the sun these days!), where I have made him a little home.
You mean a second home for vacancies or not?
No, his ONLY home, a bank vault.
don't worry Prize
I will come and rescue you!
now where did I put my thermal lance...
It's over there next to my great big horrifyingly threatening pointy stick.
@2579, @2580 Now, this is a confrontation I shall watch with interest! Who will emerge alive - Thermal Lance Wielder or Oz The Stick? And will either of them be left still alive enough to prevent me slipping off with the prize (to England, where it's even more sunny than Queensland, by the sound of it).
Seconds out, let the battle commence!
You are such a drama queen, macromouth! It's a no-contest. Thermal lances win every time. But I can grab fast and run hard.
While your no-contest I take care of prize. We are sitting in the first row and watch the spectacle
Whoever that is with you, it is not the real prize, Gesine. If I were you, I'd nonchalantly back away and try to get to the phone before he - it - sees what you're doing. It may be a shape-shifter that EATS people!
Oh my god, it was really a shape shifter, but for me it turns its shape to that of little prize. It says, it is the double of the real prize cause real prize don't want to be in public by now. It is tired scampering across the world and it needs a break. It hides at an unknown place.
Beware of shape shifters imitating thermal lances or pointy sticks, or especially soup ladies.... come to think of it, maybe the shape shifter is the less dangerous!
What a fraidy-moth you are!
Gesine, you have been warned. I will not be held responsible for what that THING does to you.
Fraidy moth?!? I'll have you know that I tackle creatures much bigger than myself! Sneakily. Hehe.
Aah, therefore you chased away the prize
No, I allured him to my house. And he's very happy there!
no micromoth that is a shape shifter imitating a shape shifter imitating a prize
last post > I win.
You have great allure, macromouth, it's true, but it is overshadowed by your delusional state. Your doctor told me. Clearly everyone posting here except myself is in need of a reality check. We winners need nothing of that ilk.