Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
dez always has a way with words, lol, Rita, lol,
doughnuts, where, do they have sprinkles on them, yummy, infact i'll just have the dough, thats for a WINNER like me!
Right Dez should be sound by now. Just got to slide the prize out from under her pillows. Lord that snoring is bad. I did manage to escape the soup over the window trick. I wouldn't have known but for the telltale burn marks on the window ledge and the remains of the last victim hidden in the bushes. Nice try Dez, but the prize is mine !!!!!
No, no, no, Phil. You've kidnapped Rita again! Sheesh, you'll be right out of Krispy Kremes at this rate!
THE GOOD NEWS though is that I hear it's the birthday of a certain Oz lady and she's gone somewhere exciting to celebrate. I think she mentioned Grantham. Anyways, she's away and, and, and.... the Prize is mine! Safely recovered and away scot free (and I checked it wasn't Rita or Karen in mufti). Yippee! Off for another spending spree now!
No mate, I got the money. You have the monopoly stuff I replaced it with. Barbados here I come :0)
Fortunately I persuaded Prize to cancel that account and transfer all the real money to me. I hear that Barbados's Border Control Agency provides some interesting accommodation... :-)
come on join in, KAREN IS THE WINNER, NANANANA!
Sorry? You said something?
Nope ! Apart from the money's here. Come and get it if yer fink yer ard enuff.
Wozzat - you corzin bover?
You want bovver? C"MERE an talk to th' stick! I'm BA-ACK! An you hand over that munny, gran'pa, or Rita gets it! (I wish she'd stop singin' that pig-awful song. Not a voice to soothe, izzit?)
Stick? Wot, you bin on a diet again, can't stand the taste of your own cookin (soup). You can't have the money, it's mine I say, all mine...........
Okay. You may have THAT money. But it won't do ya no good. See, the prize is munny. Different. Worth more. An' a plastic cup. They always forgets that. Gesine remembers. See her avatar.
An, Gesine wouldn't insult me. No. She's a lady - unlike you! Maybe like macromouth an' the undies an' all.
Oh, alright Dez. You can have your plastic cup. Anything to oblige. But the munny hehehe - 'tis mine!
And who told you that? The voices in your head?
No, the Prize. She likes me. :-)
Karen, you floozie! Stop it. You'll break his little fragile heart. He thinks you're really it.
It's not Karen! I've told you, It's Rita and she'll lead him astray (with a bit of luck).
The prize is mine............
Not at all. The Prize has revealed something you never could have guessed - her name is Arabella!
Yer avin dillusions mate ! She's a pigment of your imagination (means she's colourful as well as non existant)
A pigment of my imagination??? I'll have none of this hue and cry. That's just a shade of opinion!
By the way, I just wanted to say...
...this is post no. 3,000 and I'm still winning!
Was that Arabella Fonte? Ain't that a bloke wot sings? Well, you can have him/her, but the really real prize is mine, and is not an anthropomorphic perthingummy whatzit.
How dare you steal the 3000th post. You are a desperate show-off, and must be tamed.