Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Oh, now I get it. Yes, it is a good number, but sadly, not the winning one. You tried hard, though, and best of luck with second prize. He's not as cute as first prize, but he needs a home.
So give him a home Dez he looks so sad.
No, no, no! You missed the point. He is yours, not mine. And you are so kind, I know he will be better off with you. Besides, I have the first prize to care for, and he's high maintenance.
Sleeping it off again. How Mrs Moth tolerates him, I don't know.
Do you know Mrs. Moth?
I've read about her in the papers.
Ooo you fibber! My wife is shy and discreet and never gets in the papers!
OH! Then it was your fancy lady! I'm going to tell!
That was no lady - that was Arabella.
*sneaks through post and goes back to work.*
*Sneaks back into the lead and goes back to bed*
Sneaks in, waves excitedly to see Christine - where have you BEEN?! - and grabs the prize from a sleeping giant sloth - er - moth, and leaves at a brisk pace.
I don't sneak, I'm winner. Tataaa.
Not without the prize, you're not. I have him, and I will keep him.
But not for long!
Yes, for long and for ever.
I don't think so!
Been working insane hours. I'm jobless now though, so maybe I'll be around more. I need to finish uploading my massive file of stock I've been taking over the last year pretty much. Still lively in here, I see. XD
Hi Christine! Yes, it's always lively trying to wrest the Prize from Dez. But I'm winning (at present)!
Crawls out from beneath large pile of paperwork, nicks the prize and legs it for breakfast. You can have her back after a full English and a mug of tea :0)
Oh no, you didn't take little Prizey as a slave to do the paperwork and you slept underneath the pile of paper. And all he gets for his hard work is an english breakfast. Com'on Prizey, you can play in your sandbox.
The prize is neither female (or male, actually) nor a cat. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant a litter-box.
That female is Arabella Smith, Kevin's second cousin twice removed (from a brawl, but the family don't like to discuss it). I AM going to tell Mrs
Grumps if this behaviour continues. You would have more moral fibre is the demon drink didn't control you, sir!
Christine, I'm sorry you're jobless, but their loss is our gain! Please don't listen to macromouth. He's a poor thing, really. He wouldn't know if his nether regions were on fire, and he keeps thinking he's winning. Cute, I know, but very annoying when you're trying to sleep.
Awwww.... Dez called me cute. She's weakening.