Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Coo! Phil - Dez is turning over a new leaf!
Na! can't be Dez. Someone has nicked her password and is trying to upset us. The real Dez and her pointy stick'll get em though :0)
Oh, you're right. I'm sure the person will receive some, erm, piercing criticism.
What :-s??? Anyway I'm the winner. I'm not impressed by pointy sticks (my one now has flames on it) you remember promotion weeks: pimp my pointy stick! It was at my local grocery, do ya??!
And I'm not not impressed by soups I can't cook very good - But I can read recipes and then... uuiih it works :->.
You're just being silly now Gesine, when it comes to pointy sticks and toxic soup there aint nobody can beat Dez. World champ she is, top of her trade.
Shame she can't hang onto the prize, all mine :0)
Pointy sticks is a trade? I thought I was a delinquent! My soup is just because I can't quite get the recipe right. I know certain inferior contestants here have accused me of harming others. I didn't mean to. I taste it myself. No, REALLY! I used to have a lower lip, honestly!
Gesine, they are implying that I have no manners. Cover your ears and don't listen to them. It will also deadent the screams when...oh, never mind...
Don't need to cover my ears , have a cold and can't hear so much yet.
But may be some chicken soup will help me
Poor thing. Your resistance has been lowered by hanging about with these ruffians who just want to steal my munny. They aren't good for you, Gesine! Look at what they did to Arabella!
Gesine! Don't do it! Dez's chicken soup has serious consequences - just look what happened to the chicken!
Ah, that's the secret, it's not just chicken that goes into it !
Arabella is just fine, nice suntan,healthy glow, all smiles................. just that strange twitch in the left cheek where Dez splashed her with some of that soup.
Greetings to Arabella and yes, the poor chicken but have a cold and they are good in soup or fried but I can't cook, so I'll open a can - hope we have some in our stock. Need a tissue...
May be I'll try to make a soup with that lousy cock which cries all day long 'kikerikiiiii' in my neighbourhood.
Absolutely no comment, I could end up banned for life :0)
Gesine, try *feeding* some soup to the cock. Problem solved!
You could, Phil. You could.
I love the sound of roosters crowing! I love having some chooks in the back yard. It makes a place homey. Can't eat eggs any more, though, so I guess there's no point.
Gesine, they crow at certain times - something like 10 and 4, am and pm. You need to predict the times and lock your windows! LOL
Kevin, it started with Mike, and you continue the bad press about my culinary skills. Yes, I struggle. I am not a skilled cook. But I can't be blamed for it, can I? The last judge told me I was unfortunate, and my parole officer really likes me.
My eyes are still watering :0) I can hardly take the prize in this state. But I have.
I hate to see a grown man cry. Give that prize to me while you gather yourself.
No need to trouble yourselves - I have the Prize.
@ 3401 Glad to hear that your parole officer likes you, Dez. Please give me his number - I have some interesting information for him.
The cock is still alive I'll show it to Prizey
Phil, cover your ears and hum loudly.
No, please!! That sound is worse than the cock!
Someone please tell her to stop, my sides are hurting and Arabella's going a funny pink colour. ;0)
I *told* you not to let her drink any soup!
For god sake her colour didn't turn to blue - imagine!!!
And you think it's a matter of soup? Our cats are crazy since we had soup here....
The air is the only thing turning blue around here. No wonder Gesine's cats are crazy. Perhaps they are humming and covering their ears, too. Gesine, dear, it is best to call it a rooster.