Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
I have no idea of what you speak. Clarification?
And the word you seek is "ejumacation". Phh! Everyone knowses that!
Gee, I didn't know you were a Phh. That explains a lot. I'm just a PhD.
The Grand Moff was a character in Star Wars. I got a very high score flying a snowspeeder in his citadel in the Star Wars PC game, so you can see I really know what I'm talking about.
I knew there was something terribly wrong with you, Moff PhD. You're a flippin' gamer! That explains the trembling hands, the nervous tic, the bloodshot, sunken eyes. And that explains why you are just so bad at winning, but incredibly good at losing.
No, I haven't played a computer game for years. Got bored with it. Too easy. It's much more challenging standing up to Oz RGB-ers. But I'm still winning!
Brave hearts - I win
Gesine, you are very brave, too, but you do not win. I do. When will you believe me? *sigh*
Moff, your denial just thickens the plot. What causes all the symptoms previously mentioned? Oh, I get it! You're afraid of me! Good.
"What causes all the symptoms previously mentioned?" You mean, like, boredom and ease of winning? Well, far be it from me to cast aspersions... but.. if the cap fits... Lol!
Well, the symptoms that particularly worry me are your sunken eyes.
My eyes are the same height they've always been! Might I suggest you pay a short visit to your local optician? Er...if you can find the way. ;-)
Oh my god, they're talking about their handicaps. It's like the 75 birthday of aunty Anne: Do you know the rheumatism cover from this company and the adhesive creme from that company and the cheapest glasses you get at the third company and the staff is so polite there. Can you give the herbal tea please??!!
And where is grandpa Phil?
You leave us oldies alone, you young whippersnapper!
I think you need some promising trainees here
That's true, but do you know how hard it is to get good hired help?
Er... what were we talking about?
Dementia. Gesine, you're a nurse - can you help this demented moff find his way home, please? Just point him across that six lane highway over there. he needs to cross to the other side at peak hour to catch his bus.
For that he don't needs a nurse. I think it's enough when Mrs. Moff will guide him.
And dementia is not my special subject. I belong to anaesthesia staff.
And anyway I win.
Anaesthesia... wasn't she the daughter of the tsar? I didn't know you had such exalted connections Gesine! But I still win.
Upps, I feel misunderstood. And who is tsar? A russian rocket programm? Well I spend and 'a' too much. Ok: Anesthesia or anesthetics (copy&paste by leo.org but here with a red wave line under it ,which tells me that isn't right also)) I obviously can't write it but I work there.
Come Prizey take another deep breath ...you are going to sleep... and when you wake up again... everything is allright...good night sleep very well little prince, eeeeh Prizey...
to be continued
"Eeeeh Prizey"?!? Sounds like something out of the Tellytubbies! Come on Prizey, be liberated - you're coming with me!
God thanks, you know the Teletuppies. I thought my nephews and nieces are the only ones how watched that.
Hello Tinki Winki :-)
She's gassed the prize, and has obviously been sniffing a bit of the old nitrous herself! Someone lock the windows until Gesine comes down.
And the moff, whose television habits we now understand, has carted off the poor unconscious little soul.
The authorities have been notified.
No, no, Dez, you don't understand - I am the authority. I've sent some men in white coats round for Gesine. Poor thing needs a holiday. Meanwhile so does the Prize, together with me. Off we go again!
Oh moff you'll go to my boss and make a little blackmail so he must give me more holidays? That is so nice. I start holidays now. How much days could you get for me??
But be aware of the men in white. Pssst...
You can have all the time you want, Gesine. The moff has told a whopper of a story. They'll NEVER let you out!
But wait until I tell them about his drugging and kidnapping a minor!