Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
You can't sing in tune, so you are disqualified.
Bet you a fiver that I'm a tenor. I have a magnificent voice. I'm afraid it's you that is disqualified.
Yes, disqualified from further attempts to win the prize I have already won.
Oh no you haven't!
You've come second.
Sha na na ne na
here is the WINNER,
karen is the WINNER,
she is the winner, oh yes, the winnnnnnneeeerrrrrrrrrr, the winner karen is!
thats they way yous do it!
(whistles a happy tune)
Can't sing a note that wee lassie. Pitiful, it is! Still, she's happy in her fantasy, and who am I to crush her?
As for my little pop culture friend - well, she's no winner in this game OR lyric writing!
I haven't come second. I was passing you.
Only 'cos you're going in the wrong direction. I'm the winner, tra la lee!
your right dez i cant sing a note, bit flat, but hey after a few drinks i sound brilliant, lol,
x factor here i come, but first, eh or last i mean, i win!
Sorry Karen, but canon can't.
And moths don't win.
Oh yes they do!
In another dimension, perhaps. Ever seen what they do to wallets? That's why you're not allowed near the munny that I won.
I've never seen what other dimensions do to wallets. Except shrink their contents. But fortunately the prize is mine!
look moth, theres a pretty bright lite,
dez, look, over there, someones lighting a barbie,
i wins, victory is soooooooooooooo sshweet!
For shame, Karen! You stereotype people. Now, back to your haggis while I carry off the winnings.
Ha! I have taken the haggis in which Karen hid the money. All Dez has in her swagbag is haggis stuffing. Enough to make any beastie sleekit, cowerin' and tim'rous.
I didn't know you could speak Greek! Clever boy. Now unhand those intestines or I'll be adding yours to the recipe. I win.
Er...I have the prize, not the intestines. There's a clear difference - money comes in banknotes made of special paper (and I have lots!), whereas intestines... never mind, just look in your swagbag and you'll see. Lol!
As my grandma said: Don't play with food. Even though with haggis I think we can make an exeption... But anyhow I win, cause I don't get in touch with something like - haggis!
Tch tch! Robbie Burns would be most upset. So no win for you!
THAT Robbie who created 'Auld Lang Syne'?? He liked haggis? Hmmmh but I like that song and therefore I win.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Lalaa lala lalaa lala lalalaa lala lala