Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
A real gentleman wouldn't mention a lady's doppel. You are far too coarse to win this very refined prize.
Erm, well, you said it...
It's true that a real gentleman wouldn't mention a *lady's* doppel.
Oh, you Pomgolians and your classes! We egalitarians don't even get the joke.
Classes are very educational. Much better than wasting time waltzing with Matilda looking for a tuckerbag.
I must agree. But then we did that in the 1800s. Perhaps if you had spent more time in class you'd know that. Fortunately, I am educated enough to ascertain that I am the winner.
Of course, educated enough but not quick enough.
No, I quite agree!
Typical Pomgolian - shouldn't it be, "Yes, I quite agree"?
As for myself, it's, "No, I disagree!"
Doesn't matter, I'm quicker
Ah, but it's not speed that wins the race, is it? It's the LAST post that wins. So rush around all you wish. I am so old, I will definitely be last. If I last.
I'm sorry to hear that Dez. Who will there be left to tease without you?
And by the way - I'm the winner!
Well, you'll just have to persecute Gesine. She's rather nice, and it might be a challenge, but I know you want to win, and will tread over the bodies of those who get in the way! Except for me. Go ahead - I DARE you...
Oh, wow! What an invitation. Would you mind just laying down a moment? [Pulls on boots]
You're ASKING me to lie down?? YOU'RE asking ME to lie down?? You're asking me to LIE DOWN??
Why, yes, I will go and have a little lie down. In a minute. Right after I finish mashing your face.
Never beat in his face only to the body cause traces in the face are visible for everyone and it only causes silly questions.
Questions like, "Who's your surgeon? You're looking so much better now your face has been rearranged!"
Lol! Got to catch me first - and I dodge very fast!
Now, do stop being difficult and lay down. I assure you my heavy boots are clean.
I think Dez is in heavy fear about your moth boots
I think that's because she remembers seeing Silence of the Limbs. Er...I think that was the title.
Don't know that movie. But I know I win.
Actually, it was called, "Slicing of the Limbs", and it was based on my little hobby.
Hmmm, sounds like a horror film. But can't even find something in www.
Must be a b-movie or c....
I think it suffered too much from editing cuts.
No, *it* didn't suffer at all...