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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00

Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.

5186. Gramps25 October 2013, 10:48 GMT +02:00

Dez, you's is just strange. Not like us normal peeps like wot I is. C'mon prize, let's go before we miss Mary Poppins on the telly, it's your turn to get the jelly babies.

5187. xymonau26 October 2013, 5:29 GMT +02:00

Strange and wonnerful, hey? You know I live in the town where the writer of Mary Poppins was born?

5188. Gramps26 October 2013, 21:58 GMT +02:00

Lmao. That explains just about everything .............. !!!

5189. xymonau27 October 2013, 3:03 GMT +01:00

I might add that she grew up in the US and spent all her life trying to hide the fact that she was Australian.

Ah, yes, we ar products of our environment. That's why I am the undisputed winner.

5190. Gramps27 October 2013, 19:48 GMT +01:00

Born in Oz, lived in the US and wrote about an English magical nanny who has a thing about cockney chimney sweeps ' wiv the worsted accent you ever erd'. No wonder Disney got into it. I've changed me mind prize, we're off to see the latest Thor film.

5191. xymonau27 October 2013, 21:46 GMT +01:00

Well, Hollywood had the awful accent. Not that I ever read the book. I wagged school to see Mary Poppins when it came out here. I was in primary school and I went by myself. I was determined to see it. I was singing "Feed the birds, tuppence a bag" for yonks.

Give my prize back, please. None of this rubbish. We're off to the hoppera.

5192. Gramps27 October 2013, 23:27 GMT +01:00

I won't mention 'roos after that last comment, even I can't stoop to that one. Haven't heard the expression yonks for, well, yonks. While you feed the birds me and prize are of to the ballet. Can't afford swan lake so we is going to the duck pond. Bye!

5193. xymonau28 October 2013, 9:18 GMT +01:00

OI! YOO! 'And 'im back or I'm gunna make yoo wish you 'ad!

Takin that young thing down to the water's edge while you prance about in yer birfday suit an callit "ballet"?! You know wot the bailiff said larst time.

5194. Gramps29 October 2013, 14:09 GMT +01:00

Nope! Haven't a clue.

5195. xymonau29 October 2013, 21:31 GMT +01:00

Oh, that's right. You woz drunk.

5196. Gramps31 October 2013, 19:11 GMT +01:00

Woz snot. I'll av you know I avn't been enebri...inebri....anibra........drunkses since I can't remember. I can't remembers quite a lot's, hic.

In truth, I haven't been drunk for around 30 years.

My prize.

5197. xymonau31 October 2013, 21:59 GMT +01:00

*blushes* *giggles shyly* Aw, shucks - you can juss call me, "my dear".

5198. Gramps1 November 2013, 10:48 GMT +01:00

My dear what ?

5199. xymonau2 November 2013, 6:16 GMT +01:00

Don't be coy. You KNOWS what.

5200. Gramps2 November 2013, 14:13 GMT +01:00

Right, my dear socks; I know that you have been looking after my feet for a long time. Unfortunately , winter is here and the holes that acted as ventilation in the summer now allow the cold winds to whistle around my toes. Therefore, as much as it pains me to do this, you are to be replace by these new wooly ones. Dez has agreed to give you temporary employment on a nearby airfield as a wind soc. Enjoy your break in Oz and I will see you next summer.

Ok ?

5201. xymonau2 November 2013, 14:46 GMT +01:00

The least a gennleman could do is WASH 'is socks before stickin' 'em where they'll catch a strong breeze. There goes the neighbourhood...

5202. Gramps7 November 2013, 0:20 GMT +01:00

Quick visit, grab prize, gone.

5203. xymonau7 November 2013, 9:30 GMT +01:00

Quick retaliation, grab stick, jab.

5204. Gramps7 November 2013, 10:08 GMT +01:00

Ouch!!!!, run off with prize at high speed.

5205. xymonau7 November 2013, 12:37 GMT +01:00

Pull hidden snare rope tight across path. Dangling grandfather hands over the prize.

5206. Gramps7 November 2013, 15:13 GMT +01:00

You can only have the prize back if I can have me head back.

5207. xymonau8 November 2013, 9:57 GMT +01:00

Sorry. It was supposed to grab your feet but you were running so fast it missed. Here's your head. I polished it for you. Washed behind them ears, too.

5208. Gramps9 November 2013, 10:08 GMT +01:00

That's better, just got to make sure I don't nod to hard for a while. I'll be back for the prize when the glue's set proper like.

5209. xymonau9 November 2013, 10:58 GMT +01:00

I have some six inch nails and a mallet.

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