Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
No I won a looooooooong time ago and Prize is content with me and finally feeling save far away from evil Dez ;-)
Ah, the delusions are beginning again. Makes note to get some of the special pills for Christine, and a bigger chain for the prize. Sighs that life is so complicated.
Looks like this has died since March. So that makes me the winner. :-)
Ahem. Eagle eyes Dez misses nothing. You won't get away with that sneaky attempt, young Kevin.
Forget it micromoth; Dez is relentless
Lol! I just *knew* that would attract some activity!
It simply drew the rightful winner out of her self-imposed exile.
Yes, I agree, but I'm here now.
To congratulate me? Why, thank you!
To stare at me with an envious heart? Fair enough.
Um, not exactly...
I know. I know you are not rude enough to stare.
is Prize still alive?
Well, the food I place through the gap in the box disappears each night, so I would hazard a guess that he is.
Shock! The horror!
oo Prize, if only I could help you
Don't worry Christine. After Prize has taken the food, he nips out of the secret passage at the back that he and I constructed and comes round to my house to share it. (But please don't tell Dez - it might spell the end to her good cooking! Especially the barbies!)
It's nice to know I'm no longer being defined by soup. Now, where did I put that hammer? It's time for a cage-movin'!
Prize gave the hammer to me.
Well, if I had the hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin'.
all over this land ;-)
I suspect the neighbours aren't too pleased...
After all the screams the sound of hammering would be a relief.
You've killed them?!?