Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
...that ain't no song, not even a ditty :P
...and anyway, I thought that in Australia, being upside down and on the other side of the world, they sang "al al al al al al al al al al"?
You only thought that because you're diputs.
Di = two, paired
Puts = places, positions
Thus "diputs" means being able cleverly to associate two seemingly unrelated items. Clever people, these siezzO.
this is too much semantics. I just mean to win here, no more complications please.
Two place - i.e., second position = loser. We siezzOs, seize - oh and prod - oh with sharp sticks - oh. Uh-oh!
Kray, you are a simple man. Most losers are. I rest my case.
I wouldn't rest your case if I were you, someone might walk off with it - into the winning position!
nutcases do have to rest their cases every once in a while, I certainly dont mind you resting your case now :D .... that's one less competitor!
Meanwhile, into the lead...
Competitor? COMPETITOR??? That implies others have a chance of winning. No, no, no, my little friend.
FAT chance! :P
Why are you all obsessed with my weight??!!
you were the first to admit it I supposed :P
when I said ... until the fat lady sings, I didnt want a confession or an admission :P
you fell into the trap :)
Confession? You sound like it's a bad thing.
lols. well, it depends.... I left it open ended :)
anyways, leaner is better - its easier to carry on winning!
In Madagascar I would be deemed beautiful. Here, I am only deemed the winner. Unlike your good self. But the runner up is not a bad thing. Even though it's merely the first of the losers...
Are you going to Madagascar any time soon?
And leave paradise? And my winnings? I only look stupid.
N. B. diputs :)
I love Madagascar though, the movie.
The real place is amazing. They have fabulous and unique wildlife.
"No wonder Jimbo comes in rarely. " Not without careful preparation, he doesn't - it isn't safe
"They have fabulous and unique wildlife. " - have you seen this site recently?
@1367 Well, it's nice to see a sane soul here in this jungle - I feel like Stanley meeting Livingstone! Make sure you have your trusty Winchester and some spare ammunition at the ready though. Some of the wildlife can get restive, and I don't mean the animals!
I'm loaded for bear!