Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Bad jokes? BAD jokes??? I'll have you know it's good. Dead good.
Well, it certainly smells dead, I'll grant you that.
Ah, but I catch the scent of victory in LOTP!
Er- yes, pardon me. I get all excited about winning.
You're pardoned. :)
I like a moth who is gracious in defeat. You even forgive me for winning. What an insect!
It's usually the prerogative of the ruling monarch to pardon his subjects.
But let you win??? Mais non!
You look nothing like a monarch butterfly. You're a flippin' moth! And what's mayonnaise got to do with it?
I don't know about mayonnaise, but I don't think you'll ketchup with me.
Dear me, what a pickle!
Don't complain. You really relish the situation.
I didn't realize you both spoke Pun-jabi.
I specialise in very punny jokes.
You mean vary punny to keep with the spirit of it :)
Yes, in a manner of speaking...
Paronomasiacs, the pair of you. There's a cure for that. But I don't know what it is.
No, no. This isn't an addiction - it's a way of life.
All the addicts tell me that just before they fall over.
I have some medicine I think will work. I'll try some and let you know.
btw, what right have you calling us paronoid, paronormal, paromaniacs or paro whatever just because we crack a pun??
I agree - what a parody!
I pack a punch. That trumps crack a pun. No parity.
You best pack a bag because the parity is over!
Lol, a parity pooper!