Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Well let me just say this Dezzie, Id ban you, yes i would, Id ban you now, This very minute, this very second, let me just turn away from your smiling Avatar while i run you down a bit more, I mean, who in gods name gets away with poking people with sticks, Ah, answer me that why don't you, Who gets away with offering around toxic soup, A" ,,,A" yes you you you,,, Its not fair, i put one image on here and what happens,,,,,Its offencive,,, I for one ban you,,Don't smile at me Im seriarse.....
I'm not smiling, Mikey. But I am writing in the sand with a very sharp stick, looking up occasionally to meet your angry stare. You may read what it says.
Cisco, the winner of the last competition is responsible for paying your fares here. Sort of like Miss World handing over her sash. And the prize will be a trophy. All my spare change on the day will go into purchasing the trophy, and if I can find a pin, it will be engraved with the winner's name - Dez Pain.
Don't engrave it so soon, or perhaps you'll have to do it again, hehehehe. And I like very much the idea of receive it from Mike... (but in Australia) :P
Well, I can cross it out, but there is no way I will lose this time. I will scramble over the broken bodies of my opponents to win. You have been warned, Cisco. You have been warned.
Mike would also like the idea of just being in Australia, trophy or not! He wouldn't right now. We;re having floods, and it won;t stop raining. I'm ready to open a vein.
You are a hard warrior... i'm warned.
But I warn you that I bite...
Have to catch me first, my good man. And if you're game to bite Mike - well, you're a brave man!
The last man to bite him is no longer laughing. He now lives in a bubble.
And it's save in the bubble
No, it's not. Dez has a very sharp stick.
Dez - "I'm ready to open a vein."
Does it belong to anyone we know?
Yes. Someone you admire and care for and are bitterly jealous of. Particularly her fine command of the English language. And her incredible good looks and intelligence, grace, skill, and charm.
I'm back, yes back, to take, and to hold my rightful position of first place, And dezzie, i only bit a few people, And that was only because they where cheating...
And first place you shall have, Mikey, old son! Because it's the last one who wins here. How c'n you bite anyone wif those false teefs? Hain't they your Mam's?
I hope Dez that you aren't contemplating suicide over Mikey supposed win. Opening your vein will do no good, and we don't give trophies to zombies.
Oh, heavens, no! We all know it was a pretty poor win, don't we? No, it's the rain. It's killin' my bones. I always get aching bones and feel all mushy in the head when the rain won't ease up. We're having record floods in this state. We never manage the middle road for long. Always the extremes. That's why I'm so much tougher than Mikey and Jimbo.
You, however, worry me...
WHHHHHOOOOOOO, HA,HA,HA, oh dear let me wipe me eyes, i ain't laughed so much since Ma farted in church,, Let me just say this to you Dezzie, Ner, ner, na,ner naa... you iz a bad loooser,,Ner,ner,na,ner,naa... my win on the other channel waz glorious, you should of been there, oh, oh, thats right you wasn,t and i was, thats why i won and you didn,t...
Dez, Mikey's beaten you out there. Looks like its gonna be a long ride here once again. Winner. Lol.
Well... yo won... but "glorious"... ehem ehem...
what? who won...ah I did
Forget it, all of ya,s, you might as well go home and feed the cockroaches, cuz none of you iz gonna beat me, no way no how,,,
@180 Are you sure it's someone I know? Your description doesn't remind me of anyone.
And, Mike, your "win" was the result of interference from the staff. Don't count on it happening again!
I should warn you I am planning on fighting for it this time. The other was just a practice round and practice rounds don't count. Especially when you paid off the "judges". We know you did. *Stares in Mikey's direction*
S,So, what, all,s fair in love an war, its not my fault Uncle happyjack coincidently closed after my post, I mean, its not like Ma told him to, he offered!