Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Were you bullied by Australians as a child? Did they call you "Kev"? Are you having flashbacks when I jab you thus with my pointy stick?
No, no and no. But yes, yes and yes to being LOTP - I win!
the wind is blowing east to west
the prize has left Hamburg and has landed in Groningen
aussie aussie aussie?
What's all that about ossification? The prize is so bewildered he has run back to me.
so much jargon. its obfuscation of the topic at hand!
the prize is in asia at the moment!
The moment has gone...
I still have what's left!
But my cause is all right.
But my cause is all. Right!
What a cause-tic remark.
...of cause' ! I'm the right-ful owner of the prize , after all you losers have left.
The losers have gone, but I'm still here following the cause.
Who is a loser? I think we're all still here!
I don't think macromouth is all there, to be honest. He's a sandwich short of a picnic.
May be he is. Do you gave him ... sss..sss ehhh...soup??!?
Soup's up! We have a winner! me :)
thank y'all for participating...
@2272 How did you know I was having a picnic?? And the only sandwich I'm short of is the one I gave to the prize, who is with me.
@2274 Soup's down! It cleans the drains wonderfully.
And I'm the winner!
well; if Dez' soup is useful for cleaning drainpipe's maybe she could market it as such
some extra income is always handy
Maybe pointy sticks were the original dyno-rods too?
@2277: of course they were
at the start of the internet they were replaced by the (verbal) hand-grenade
It's a good thing I kept some old style grenades (real ones) for when the need is greatest. If anyone seems to be closer to the prize than I, I may get twitchy and be forced to use one. Do you think the postman can get it there before the ticking stops?
If it's our local post service, it would have blown up long ago before it was delivered. I always thought that the service needed a bomb under it, but I didn't mean literally!
@2279 and 2280
LOL, guess what's the name of the Dutch postal service?