Got to be:
To be honest, Mike, and no offense - I'm not all that interested in the content of your roomy boxers, even if it is chelonian.
Could be trouble Mike if it's a snapper!
It would need very good eyesight for Mike to be in any danger, Cris. Or so I've heard...
You people bring out the worst in me.
A tickled snapper may strike out blindly in any direction. You just never know.