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Well, I have learned that to delegate work leaves more time for smart
cake
that's because you don't
care
enough about work, and eat too much
do you think I need a
cure
to change that? Some nice massages would be welcome...
sounds like a
ruse
to me!
I'm
sure
it is, but there are no free lunches and definitely no free massages
*mumble* and where do I put my
sore
neck now? I can't walk around the whole day with our cat spread over my shoulders (she is too heavy...)
I'm sure you will
rise
to the occasion, especially without a cat to weigh you down!
sear
the flesh with a kerosene rub - the pain will be so bad, you'll forget your neck
I
hear
you care very much for my wellbeing
yes, your overwhelming problems are
near
to my heart
that is so
neat
of you and feels just great
Sniff! brings a
tear
to the eye
I'll give out a round of
tart
on this occasion
Made with
taro?
no, it was
afro
food, soul food, only the best for you
But no roast
boar?
no, that contains too large
bare
loads of calories
Well, something smaller then.
Hare?
Nimble creatures, and fast too!
A
pear
for dessert with wipped cream
Sounds great, especially when just
ripe
pure
heaven - I'll be straight over
So I
sure
have to run to get a portion, too
be careful - it might be a
ruse
just to get you there and sell you something
that's
true
it is always good to be careful