Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Gee wiz! How slow am I? I just got it. Even after you said guacamole! See how flat my forehead is? It's from slappin it!
Oh,,, Am i off the hook now then?? Holy guacamoley thanks for that!!!!
Nope. I'll finda nother hook for ya. Now, let me see...
No,,No,,,No,,,Dont bother,,, Dont see nuffink !!!
Oh, it's blindness you're wishin' on me now is it? OOH, you're incorrigibubble, Mikey wossname!
Its one of those days today, my printer has gone to the land of no return, the postman has just dropped off the 600mm bulk ink refill for it, as i ordered it before it died,,and now you sayin i am wishin you gets blindness,,,,,,ohhhh the agony of it all,,ohhh the stress!!!!
Is it really irreparable? Do you know anyone who uses the same ink refills?
No i dont,, 36£$ wasted,, its really irreparabubble, cant see no way out of it,,the rooms going dark,,,weak,,weak,,the thought of wasted muny,,,let me find some wood to bite on,,,,Aghhh the agony!!!!
Do you think you could get a refund if you sent the ink back? Tell them you ordered the wrong kind and swap it for one that will fit your new printer when you get it?
I could give that a try,,,as long as my nose dont grow like pinocchio!!!
technically it is not lying
You can hardly fit that nose in a normal room anyway.
Oh sarcasm is still the flavour of the day is it,,,If you would really like to know,,my nose is just right for my face,,or did the surgeon say my face wasn't right for my nose????
Yes. there is enough nose for both of your faces. :)
(Sharp intake of breath) Meeeeeee,,, Two faced,,,,just how could you say such a thing,, Mikey will NEVER forgive you for that,,Will you Mikey,,,,Well she is me friend of long standing,,,Oh your just soft in the head, Just like mamma says,, Soft in the head....
I was referring to your two heads, but I guess you just demonstrated them.
YOU SAID "FACES" ....
...attached to your heads, silly...
So yo meant faces,,two of? see, i would never hever say sumthing like that to you cuz i appreciate my friends no matter how many faces you have!!
do you have enough toilet paper?
What for,,,you lost me there, Explain yourself,,
It was a vulgarity.
Mikey, you may have two heads and no teefs, but I is your friend. I only insults my realest friends.
Oh that gives me peace of mind,,i,ll sleeps like a baby tonight.... :O)
I hope you don't mean in nappies...