Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
I am grateful for that Dezzie, they don't half dig in those little blighters don't they..
No, those would be scabies. I'm unsure of your scabid status at this present time. Nits hold on for dear life to your hairs, and whilst I would never, ever insult a Welshman, I have to say that you provide a vast play area for them. Mostly on your back and in your ears. Well, the palms of your hands, too, if I'm being honest.
Dont be too Honest please Dezzie, i,m trying to attract friends here you know, and as you can see .................................... Plan B ????
WELL DARN IT,,,, you only needs one good friend dont you dezzie, heres my washing Dezzie,,Oh and can you borrow me $10.00 ,,,,Oh and pick a paper up while your out walking the cat.. Thanks friend......
Oh. Okay. Ahem. Nice weather we're having, hain't it? You're looking good, Michael. Had your palms trimmed?
Huh,,,I DONT HUNDERSTOOD,,, wot you meen Dezzie, palms trimmed?? thats a sign of madness aint it,, Well hime highly hintelligent so there Mrs... Ive got a IQ, of double fingers......
Isn't that how they measure whiskey? Two fingers of whiskey or something?
I walked the cat. Sadly, he couldn't keep up with the car, and I have something to tell you.
Dont tell me,,, not whiskers,,,
That's right. He no longer has whiskers. Or any other hairs, actually. Boy, is he annoyed!
NO, NO, NO, thats the last time i trust you with whiskerless Whiskers...
Here he is in this bag. You'll have to open it, but I recommend that you stand well back.
I just dunno how you could of done such a thing,,poor innocent whiskers, he only wanted a walk, Hey, my next door neighbour stopped the other day and said,,,Excuse me, but Ive noticed that your cat whiskers comes into my garden digs a hole and does a poo poo and then fills the hole in and walks off,,,,,,I said WELL, that's perfectly normal behaviour with cats, He said,, With a spade???
His spade days are over, Mikey. His legs appear to have been twisted a little. Sort of on backwards. Like his ears. Well, I didn't know he was lazy...
I couldn't do anything like that Dezzie, i ain't got a bad bone in me body, kind to hamimals and children, i help old peoples across the road,,whether or not they want to go, and i share things.....
But i couldnt hurt a hinisent little cat like that .....,,,,HEY where has the EDIT BAR GONE??? DEZZIE PUT IT BACK NOW!!
Well i got my edit bar back, you aint got yours though av ya, the only bars i take are made of chocolate, and i eat it chocoearly......
I got ten squillion edit bars. I just hides 'em.
If Ive told you once iv,e told you a million times,,,Don't exaggerate!
I doesn't mean to be exaggeravatin', honest.
Oh dont look at me like that with those big brown eyes,,, ok ok ok i,ll let you off,,,but dont make a habbit of it....
Not in a squillion years would I ever!
Stop it,,,its habit forming... :O)
But you can buy it on any street corner, so it's okay.