Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Well, you better wash behind them earses, is all I can say, Mikey. It's no good havin' posh manners if you got THINGS growin' in your crevices.
Hexcuse me madam but high have nothing growing behind my hears, i did find cockroaches in me Y fronts once...
Butchoo didden't grow them there. DIDJOO???
No,,,they juss took up residence .
I yam treadin' on nasty ground here, but...why?
Cuz you iz a gluten for punishment aint yoo!
I got an email from the woman assessing my assignments today. It started, "Congratulations", and it was just like a weight had lifted off me. I honestly thought I would have to repeat a couple of assignments, but she said it was good work and other nice things. And I've passed. That was the first hurdle, but I am delighted.
Ahhhhhh, congrats Dezzie, I had full faith in ya gurl :O)
Now can I borrer them teefs? Jus' to celebrate. I miss my solid food.
corse yew can gurl, mind you i wunna tackle a apple wiv um, they iz whereing thin like in it!
Um, can I have tops an' bottoms, please? I wanna look posh.
Cor' you iz pushing the boat out :O)
I knows how to dress to impress.
Cushty ! Yeah, i wears me trackies with go faster stripes down the legs!
Ooh, you make me go all weak all over!
Well your cup of tea's cold and i ate your biscuit, did your alarm pack up or sumfink?
I try to take Saturday off every week. It's the day of rest. I am not a Christian's bootstrap, but I do believe in keeping the Sabbath. My commitment has been getting stronger recently, although I haven't always done this - even recently.
Can I have another cuppa - cocoa, if you don't mind 'cause I'm going to bed soon? An' what was the biskit? Are there any left? Can I have one? WHY NOT?!
Dunked um all thats why not, if its good enough for HRH Betty its good enough for me, They was them Garrybaldy biscuits very nice too, i waited n waited n waited sum moor but in the end temptation gotted the betterererer of me, hennyway sonday is the day of rest, ya calenders all to pot gurl, i,ll have to send you one of me very hone calenders wont eye hey!!!
It's Saturday according to the bible, so who changed it?
Now, about this dunking - I prefer a chocolate cream biscuit (not choc coated), with a hint of coconut, if you don't mind. And next time I'm late, would you mind havin' the selluf control to leave my share alone? I am very shocked you ate mine. I think you is trying to punish me.
Mmmmm, let me l@@k ahhhh yes...mmmm....I dunno, i aint arguing over it, see i got a hedache naw making me read big words like that!
Just read the bible. The day was made holy. There is nowhere where it was made un-holy. Sunday was never made a day of worship until bad things crept into the church - pagan worship practices - and the church decided tradition was equally as valid as the bible. The sabbath was the last day of the creation week, when God gave man a day of rest. Jesus rested in the tomb over the sabbath at the end of the redemption week. There are ten commandments, not nine, and if it is not okay to break nine of them (adultery, telling lies, stealing, etc), then why is it okay to break the fourth (the sabbath one)? The law that was nailed to the cross was the ritual law that pointed forward to a saviour. It wasn't needed any more. But health laws, laws about mercy towards people, and the ten commandments - written by God's finger in stone (can't get a clearer symbolism than that) didn't point to Christ, and they still stand.
I don't mean to preach, but you ate my biskit!
Ha ha ha,,,OK,OK, you win, Saturday will do for me, As long as me says me praze dont matter wot day it is, dont think he'd mind too much anywho :O)
Now...about that biskit...
You are just goin' to hafta buy another packet. I will share one wif you.
What a shame,,what a crying shame,,I is doing healthy eating now, no biscuits, pickled eggs, Guinness, nuffink, so i will have to choloc coat this yummy stick of celery for you hinstead OK :O)