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4 seasons on 45 seconds
1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00
Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
1610. happyture4 January 2012, 11:55 GMT +01:00
Oh is that the time, gotta go Dezzie its Ma's feed time again...
1611. xymonau4 January 2012, 12:30 GMT +01:00
I yam beginnin' to fink there WOZ no prezzent. WOZ there?
1612. happyture4 January 2012, 19:45 GMT +01:00
Dont be silly dezzie,,Sorry,,,,What now Ma,,,cup of tea,,, back in 5
1613. xymonau5 January 2012, 2:03 GMT +01:00
I been to every shop where you go. They all sez the same - he dinnet buy you nuffink. I has sent a brief outline of my quandary to her Maj, arstin' if I can come an' cast a eye over her stolen goods. Do you fink she'll reply?
1614. happyture5 January 2012, 8:45 GMT +01:00
I just cant believe you dont believe me, 17 shillings and sixpence halfpenny it cost me to post to the land down under, i have the consignment note ere in me paws an a tear in me eye cuz you dont believe me...
1615. xymonau5 January 2012, 10:52 GMT +01:00
I nevva said that. You is my FRIEND an' you would nevva lie to me. Them shopkeepers is well-known for theys wicked ways. No, Hyme confrontin' the Queen herselluf. I want my prezzie!
1616. happyture5 January 2012, 17:52 GMT +01:00
Not wantin to hupset yew dezzie but Betty, and i call her that on a friendship basis, Betty has probably worn it out by now,,specially with prince Philip the was he is at the moment...
1617. xymonau5 January 2012, 23:54 GMT +01:00
So it's a dress? Fit for a Queen? You is wunnerful, Mikey!
1619. xymonau7 January 2012, 10:41 GMT +01:00
But you said she wore it out. It HAS to be a dress! She woodent wear long pants, wood she?
1620. happyture7 January 2012, 13:28 GMT +01:00
No,,only when she's out on her horse, she wears her jodhpurs then, she does love her horses does Betty :o)
1622. happyture7 January 2012, 13:32 GMT +01:00
I didn't says i bort you jodhpurs did i, you makin thing hup as i speeks..
1623. xymonau7 January 2012, 13:34 GMT +01:00
Well, you won't TELL me! Nah, you diddent buy me nuffink. I yam seein' throo your web of lies! For shame, Mikey.
1624. happyture7 January 2012, 13:40 GMT +01:00
Dont go getting all haggresive on me now, juss cuz i wont tell you,,well it will only spoil it for next year wunit!
1625. xymonau7 January 2012, 13:59 GMT +01:00
An how many years hazzit been since you started promissin' me a prezzie?
1626. happyture7 January 2012, 16:23 GMT +01:00
If i told you once ive told you a milyun times, stop exaggerating.....
1627. xymonau7 January 2012, 23:51 GMT +01:00
I is hurt. You has stabbed me wiffa lance frew my 'art, you 'as. I fort our frenship woz real, butchoo 'as hurted me and blamed the Queen. Will yoo sttop to nuffink to save face, you big fibber?
1628. happyture8 January 2012, 9:14 GMT +01:00
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! You said fibber, Dezzie, lets get one thing straight here, if there's on thing i cant stand is a "FIBBER" Whats the point of telling FIB'S you always get caught out,,,unless your really good at it like what i is...
1629. xymonau8 January 2012, 10:46 GMT +01:00
*sob* You has made a ol' woman cry. No, not yer Ma, ME!
1631. xymonau8 January 2012, 12:53 GMT +01:00
Don't change the suject. She dinnet prommiss a prezzie.
1633. xymonau8 January 2012, 23:23 GMT +01:00
Goats butt.
I has no patience wiffa fibber. You has been crosseded off my birfday list.
