Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Ha ha,,be like home from home for me,,soon have a little bar going with special invites in the post!!
Do you mean here? Yes, you'd certainly feel at home, once you got used to ice cold beer.
Ahhhh,, Can see it now, white sand, clear blue sky and the clearest of clear sea, deck chair handkerchief tied on four corners on me noggin and a ice cold tinny in me sweaty little hand,,,,,,,,,,,Heaven...
Well, the millionaires have taken most of the white sand, but you can still find some. Clear skies - mostly. Clear blue sea? Maybe somewhere...
Ah, you'd like it, anyway. There are some pretty places. And sandflies.
Ah away with you, I've seen the brochures :O)
Yeah. They photoshop out the sandflies, and they never, ever mention the irikanji! "Cept in whispers.
Nice little things aint they, would like one as a pet n call it cuddles...
I popped on in the post as soon as I read your request. It'll be there in four days. Wear leather gloves. They like their bellies to be tickled.
Thank you so munch, i,m looking fourword to receeeving him...
Let me know when you do. I believe they now allow laptops in intensive care.
Ive got some lovely marigold rubber gloves with which i can pet him on his little jelly belly, tell ya we'll be best friends in minutes :O)
I sent a whole bunch. No point in the little feller gettin' lonely.
Give 'em to your friends.
Oh you are just so kind and thoughtful, I dont care what everyone else on here says about you, I think you are an OK Gall :O)
They hate me? Porr little me? Who duz nuffink wrong?
I know,,you is lovely,,in small doses dezzie i knows that :O)
I is luvverly in woppin' great doses, too. Donchoo forget it!
Why you holding that piece of 3x2 behind your back then???
That's my woppin' stick, for the woppin' great doses.
See,,the aggression has to poke its hugly head out dont it, while im all relaxed, calm, and full of nicenesses :O) Aghhh innocence !!!!
An' juss WHERE has you beed?? I woz keepin' yer seat warm an' all, but I coodent wait. I woz juss about to head over there an' look for you. Donchoo go worryin' a ole woman like that!
Eye haz bead in bed, no, really, poorly boy i is, bit better now butt still dizzy, feels like me head could belong to someone else,,Awful, I ham very sorry four wurrying yoo but i couldnt phocus me eyes on the keybored ....
A feeble hexcuse hiff I hever hear one! Pshaw!
Actually, I thought something must be wrong. I really hope you get better soon, Mike. Have you had this before? That's just awful.
No never had it before, tiz nasty horrible, but its eased now, so i can get back to chattin with me friend down under who i sent a xmas prezzent to that got lost and she said i never sent but shes still me friend hennyway....phffff said all that without breathin,,,can you see them pretty pink spots im looking at???
Yeah, oddly enough, I can. We been drinkin' the same fluoridated water?