Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Takes um out silly, i rinses um under the tap first though cuz hijean is top of my list i tell you...
An I yam gobsmacked atchoor cleanliness, my little Pomgolian fren'. I just whacks the pie tops wif me broom. Makes a luvly pattern, it does.
See no heartistic tendency at all, ive made you a nice cow pie to try i,ll post it to yoo OK...
An' 'ow will the stamps stay on? Hah! got yoo there, hain't I?
Cuz ive licked um really good, once its dried out i,ll post it to you, i nows you'll juss be askin for another in no time :O)
Duz I hafta eat it? Oney it's got cow corpses in it.
You inner going to beehive this but the dog ate it,,,,taz gone fancy pastries an all gutted i iz ...
I don' beehive it.
Tiz true,,true as i is riding Mario's motorcycle :O)
Then show me the stamp. HA! Gotchoo, dinnet I? Big fibber! Big fibber! Big fibber! Big fibber!
Dont use the B F words with me young lady,,Ive never heard such language ...oh the shock!!!!
I yam sorry, butchoo MAKES me say bad fings. You made mock of my pie decoratin', and then you lied habout sendin' me a cow pie.
We call cowpats cow pies. You dinnet really lick it didjoo?
Only licked it a bit, not much,,but the dowg ate it after me crafting it fors yoo, the vet said it was taste shock that killed me dowg, so tasty that his buds overloaded and shut his hard drive down,,,i,ll miss that Dowg,,he'd get inbetween me toes as clean as a pin,,,sad day indeed... :O(
Er...'e wozzent cleanin' in between yer toes juss before 'e died, wozzee?
Well funny yoo mention it he was,,,but it couldn't of been that or it would of made me bad when i bit my toenails off after??
Nah - dog germs is very mild to people like you. Now, to hommen beengs like me, well, they is well nigh fatal!
Do you want to try this piece of pie the dog had hidden in his basket,,still fresh it is ,,,
If you pick the hairs off it, I'd be glad to.
Here,, i blowed the hairs offa it do you want roast tatoes with that,,only the best,,done in goose fat mmmmm!!
Is there no end to the slaughter of innocent living things? Solve two problems - cook them in dog fat.
Oh your juss so fussy, its the taste that matters, the goose was on the tread mill all week so i could cook me roasties in the fat ...
I have no hydea wot you mean.
Me neither,,,who shall we ask what i ment now then???????????
Ahem. The publican?