Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Think i seen the film!!
Ah, yes, but the novel was a sell-out.
Oh yes, we all like a good nose into somebody's life story, love n hate sells more books than any other subject, Now my life story runs like a real horror story, and everybody loves a good horror so maybe i should start writing?
Does it involve slashing and scary masks? Chainsaws? Discombobulatin' into another life form? Tears, fears an' tragedy? Sorry. It's been done.
Stabbings yes ,,yes,, have the scars to prove! no chainsaws, loads of fears, not many tears,,,Screams yes,, Ti'z scary really, make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end...
What about the hair on me chest?
I've just seen your comment on my dishes! LOL Yes, those were some of the very dishes. Me dog couldn't have licked them cleaner.
Send um round to my house Dezzie, they is the cleanest sparklist Dishes i ever did see.. marvellous Job!
And i still cant for the love of me understand just why my Sausages have not made the front page ??????
Jealousy. I said it before and I'll say it again. they is all bitter and jealous of your magnificent snags.
Its just knot fare though, i have a wonderful image of a pickled egg glistening in spirit vinegar,,but am i gonna bother putting it on,,,NO not on your nelly , cuz nobody will appreciate it , Anyway,, i knows its good national geographic wanted it,, but you guest it,, i said NO!
I will apreshiate it, Mikey! I prommis. You post that there pickled egg wif it's five flavours of urine, an' I will show my happreshiashun.
By the way, when people eat kidnies, it's urine that gives it the distinct flavour. Animal urine. And they EAT it!
Thanks for your support Dezzie,,Im still wearing it, Just put me off me sunday dinner steak N Kiddley pie chips n peas,,,the bums fell out off that now.. :O(
Now you can see at a glance that them there pickled eggs is the bestest fresherist pickled eggs you ever did see..
them is fake eggs
them not real but plastic
these will not do
Christine, now you just trying to cause trouble eye know, them are real, as real try one if's you like !
They look boiled, not pickled. How can I tell? But they are making me very hungry...
@449: cut one open then I'll believe you
Too late,,,ive eaten um,,, got a belly like a bongo drum ,,,,,,listen,,,that was a little of Bob Marley....
Don't lie. You is preggant, isn'tchew? I'm gunna tell yer Mam!
NO,i always take precautions,I remember me poor old dad saying use your head son when it comes to contraception,,but i find the condoms a little tight around my ears!
They is terrible BIG ears, now, haren't they? But you is doin' the right thing. You probly won't hever get in trubble that way.
snipping would save all your troubles