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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!

1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00

Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)

482. Groningen16 May 2011, 18:41 GMT +02:00

nettles are extremely useful
you should be thankful that the Romans brought them to your island

483. happyture16 May 2011, 20:23 GMT +02:00


484. Groningen16 May 2011, 22:29 GMT +02:00

you can make cloth with the stems
tea with the leaves
or fatten up a rabbit
with nettles


485. happyture16 May 2011, 22:42 GMT +02:00

You just made that all up didn't you hey,,,come on now tell the truth??

486. Groningen17 May 2011, 0:04 GMT +02:00

I am telling the truth, honest

nettles have lots of vitamin C
I have nettle-tea in my cupboard
and once I have eaten potatoes mashed with nettles


487. happyture17 May 2011, 9:48 GMT +02:00

Just lie on this couch, now take a deep breath and breath out slowly,,,,Right, now how long have you had this nettle fetish, ???

488. Groningen17 May 2011, 19:52 GMT +02:00

it's not a fetish you silly
you don't have to buy vitamin-pills
nature provides you with all you need for free


489. happyture18 May 2011, 8:53 GMT +02:00

Well thanks for nothing,, i got arrested yesterday after walking out the herbal shop with herbal vitamins,,I did tell them that you said they where free, They just laughed at me! ( Non Yippie )

490. Groningen18 May 2011, 18:22 GMT +02:00

but they let you go, right?
Because you're posting here, right?

491. happyture18 May 2011, 21:16 GMT +02:00

Yes that's right, with a warning, Dont believe everything your told!

492. xymonau19 May 2011, 11:53 GMT +02:00

I thought a Welshman would prefer to have a leek.

493. happyture19 May 2011, 13:20 GMT +02:00

Yeah Dezzie too right gurl,,Nettles is for mad people to munch on, not normal persons like what me and you is!! Phhfff!! Yooo'd get lips like mick jagger munchin on nettles wouldn't ya hey???

494. xymonau19 May 2011, 13:41 GMT +02:00

That's why we eats witchetty grubs here. No spikes.

495. happyture19 May 2011, 16:27 GMT +02:00

YERK,,,YEEEEERRKKK,,,seen those things on I,m a celebrity get me out of here!!

496. happyture20 May 2011, 8:23 GMT +02:00

Have you locked yourself in the cupboard again Dezzie?? dezzie, dezzie!!

497. Groningen20 May 2011, 23:31 GMT +02:00

hush now happyture

Mrs Dez is studying!!

and is not to be disturbed

498. xymonau21 May 2011, 11:42 GMT +02:00

No, not studying. But busy with THINGS. Out roundin' up them grubs. Big, they is. An' they fights back. Look! Look at the bite marks!

499. xymonau21 May 2011, 12:00 GMT +02:00

I have decided to settle for peanut butter on toast. It is delicious, and even though it's late, I'm having four slices. The bread is a bit little anyway. It's substandard bread. I have yet to buy a nice loaf of bread in this town. However, during the floods, and for a while after, you couldn't buy bread anywhere, so I am grateful I can at least buy it now. MMMM...peanut butter...

500. xymonau21 May 2011, 12:11 GMT +02:00

When I was about 6 yrs old, our cat decided to have kittens somewhere outside. We couldn't see where she had hidden the kittens, so my mother told me to follow her, as she seemed to be going into the next yard - a vacant lot. I followed her, and walked - barefoot - into a huge patch of stinging nettles. I screamed with the pain. My sister had to try to get me out. They were picking hairlike stingers out of me for days. I can still remember the pain. It was agony. Now they might not have been the type that people eat, but I'd prefer to pass. I do like prickly pear fruit, and they have to have the fine spines - like hairs - scraped off them before you can handle them. Haven't had one of those for a few years now.

501. happyture21 May 2011, 22:08 GMT +02:00

Zactly,,who wants nettles, Yeah i seen a prickly pear, baloo was eating one in jungle book!

502. Groningen21 May 2011, 22:47 GMT +02:00

@498: we want pictures of the bite marks and the grubs

503. xymonau22 May 2011, 4:14 GMT +02:00

I showed you the bites. If you was lookin' away at the time, it can't be helped. I have had them stitched now, an' they are under a sterile dressing. I can't possibly show anyone. The grubs refused to pose for the camera. They threatened to bite me again if I didn't put it away. I had no choice.

Prickly pears are not native here, but they were brought in to Australia, and became a nightmare for farmers. The problem appears to be under control now, although I have seen a few here and there.

504. happyture22 May 2011, 7:31 GMT +02:00

How can they become a problem, jusss eat um all, good four your guts they is!!

505. xymonau22 May 2011, 10:38 GMT +02:00

Well, it's only the fruit that is okay. The rest of the plant is a mean-looking cactus, covered in hurty bits. And because nothing here actually ate them, they were in cactus paradise, and they went forth and multiplied.

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