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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!

1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00

Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)

914. happyture2 August 2011, 14:39 GMT +02:00

Yeah, UK is the same, London Rocks while the rest Rots, the rest of England are just straw chewing tractor driving Nerds, or that what they think...

915. xymonau2 August 2011, 14:57 GMT +02:00

So what model harvester do you drive?

916. happyture2 August 2011, 16:35 GMT +02:00

Well now you ask, Ive got a brand new combine harvester Its a John Deer :O) brummmmm,,brummmmm,,,,

917. xymonau3 August 2011, 10:31 GMT +02:00

I know the Wurzle's song, so I'll give you the key!

918. happyture3 August 2011, 11:58 GMT +02:00

Super song, us straw chewing pumpkins sing it all the time...

919. xymonau3 August 2011, 12:54 GMT +02:00

When my father lived in England, he fell in love with the Wurzles. He bought so many of their records back with him. My son grew up singing their songs. It's shocking! "Where be 't blackbird to? I know where 'e be. 'E be up yon wurzle tree, 'n I be after 'e."

920. happyture3 August 2011, 14:54 GMT +02:00

Sounds like yoo know them pretty well yourselfs you does!

921. xymonau4 August 2011, 12:19 GMT +02:00

AARR! I be gifted music'ly!

922. happyture5 August 2011, 7:16 GMT +02:00

Really, I hear you play a mean rendition of "Advance Australia Fair" on the Jews harp :O)

923. xymonau6 August 2011, 10:43 GMT +02:00

I never stoled that harp. It was won fair an' square in a choklit eatin' competishun.

924. happyture6 August 2011, 14:38 GMT +02:00

I was told you borrowed it without asking ??? Choklit mmm, T'iz nice but not too much.......

925. xymonau6 August 2011, 15:00 GMT +02:00

You shouldn't orta believe everything you hears.

I have found a brand of dairy free chocoalte that I don't mind. They make white and brown. I have never been a sweets person, but I find this stuff more-ish.

How are you, Mikey?

926. happyture6 August 2011, 16:01 GMT +02:00

Dairy free choklit, no way,,,thats like,,,thats like,,,choklit with no milk init or sumfink!

I am OK thanks Dezzie, Could be better but couldn't we all :O)

I bought some choklit once for diabetics it tasted like eating a church candle, Now i read befour i buy...

927. xymonau6 August 2011, 16:09 GMT +02:00

Oh, sugar free is awful. This stuff has flavour and tastes like milk chocolate - not dark - and the white one is really nice. You can change your tastebuds fairly quickly if you want to or have to. Whenever I chance any dairy stuff or accidentally eat some, I pay too big a price and I really have sworn off all of it. Eggs will have to go eventually, because they make me react, too. However, they don't give me asthma, just a runny nose for most of the day. It's funny, but I am being mostly good these days. With the exception of the garlic chicken flaky pastry thingies from the pie shop. Oh, and they make a potato topped pea and mince pie that is to die for.

928. xymonau6 August 2011, 16:10 GMT +02:00

I an concerned about you, though, Mikey. How many church candles have you eaten, exactly? And does the prelate know?

929. happyture6 August 2011, 16:37 GMT +02:00

THATS NOT FAIR,,,talking bout garlic chicken with flaky pastry, when i juss had a blaady salad... With tiny fartin prawns init, and limp lettuce.. play fair Dezzie or im goin home,,,,....

I was a choirboy when i was a wee brat, sung in latin at weddings and everything, but, i come from a large family and food was in short supply so as anyone would do,i took bites outta the candles, he did notice and did indeed ask me about it, but being quick thinking i told the vicar i had seen rats in the pews.. :O)

930. xymonau6 August 2011, 16:45 GMT +02:00

Salad is good. Prawns not so good, but we'll let that pass.

So you lied to the vicar. Hmmm...well, I guess your brain was addled by the beeswax.

931. happyture6 August 2011, 19:18 GMT +02:00

Yeah but it was only a little white lie, i practised now and can produce really believable black lies now :O)

932. xymonau7 August 2011, 2:05 GMT +02:00

I know. I believe I has experienced one or two. Like when you said the rat had moved out.

933. happyture7 August 2011, 10:10 GMT +02:00

THATS TRUE,,,dont you dare say otherwise, i am a new nam , And Ma said i smell much healthier since badger moved out, The last i heard badger was squatting in a old folks home, he's foned once or twice but i told him straight " NO VACANCIES" and put the phone down..

934. xymonau7 August 2011, 10:57 GMT +02:00

Arfta all he's did for you? Why he done all the thinkin' for you for ages! Never overloaded yer washin' machine in them days, didja?

935. happyture7 August 2011, 19:34 GMT +02:00

Dont take the mickey you, its not at all funny, blaady thing has a mind of its own, im gonna bash me washin on a rock down the billabong, 'struth Sheila its gotta be easier than using robo washer :O(

936. xymonau8 August 2011, 12:34 GMT +02:00

I woodent know. I uses a good ole fashioned agitator machine wif a dial. It does overflow sometimes, an' it did catch fire once, but apart from that, it's perfeck.

937. Gramps8 August 2011, 12:49 GMT +02:00

I've got tears in me eyes and my stomach aches from laughing. Please you two's. Put this into print, you'll make a fortune.

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