Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Well i cant mark you,,you know that dont you,,!!! here put this tu tu on nice fluorescent pink,,nice,,now come on pull yourself together and Pirouettes to start!
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Whatja fink?
Well,,,its your eyes to a T, but the nose aint right...
Puh! An' you call yerself a dancin' judge? I even stuck a famin' poncy star on me pointy stick, and hall you do is hinsult me nose. Well, well...YOUR nose hain't right, eyever!
Never has been right, going to hospickle next munth for a camera up me nose,,,told um straight nuthing but a Nikon up my nose, had my nose badly broke a long time ago, that's what's causing it me thinks,,anywho, OK ill give you a 25/100 for effort, :O) Hapee now :O)
No. Han' wot vanity! You finks the world wantsta see wot's hup your NOSE? Tsk! Nex' you'll be tellin' me theys is gunna straighten it!
Oh, okay, then. I'll have three 4 by 6s of your left nostril, and a 6 by 8 of yer right. It's yer best hangle.
Are they going to knock you out? It sounds awful.
OOOOOO0000000ooooooh thats funny, so its a 6x4 and a 8x6 of me hairy snotril ,,
Na not puttin me out, i can take it,, no problems, they said by the time they finished i will look juss like Brad shitt or was it pitt...cuz me ears are playing up too yo nose!!
Well, if they can work magic like that, can I be Angelina?
Corse you can, we can stand on the front of a ship with the wind in our hair and a smile on our faces,,,,,well untill it sinks anyways!! Do you know Dezzie i watched that film Titanic twice,,I thought they wouldn't be bloody daft enough to hit the iceberg twice But!!!!!!
Hmmm. Wrong couple. An' i gets poorly onna ocean. An' thank you very much for spoilin' my second viewing!
Nah, I just wanna be Angelina. She's just gorgeous. Who woulda thought she could be Jon Voight's child? Brad Pitt is okay, but I prefer Matt Damon. *swoon*
Ohhhh, they say that Matt Damon is a demon (silver spike)
What a dishy demon he is. *swoon again*
Maybe he's got a older brother? Find out for me? An' get his number? Ta.
Nah. I jus' need somone ta do a few repairs around the place. They might as well be good to look at!
Right. Now, enuff ov this talk about nonsense. I am gutted thatchoo diddent like my dancin'.
Well, if you done it propper and didn't mess about then i would have marked you out a hundred, but be honest it wasn't you, now put your camera on tripod, set time release, get ya tu tu on and give me a pirouette,,,,and smile!!!
Hokay - hiff heye musst:
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Thats a Duck egg score from me Cuz it aint you again iz it, t'iz a himposter, but woz worth a try!!
Heye don't know wotchoo means. There is no pleasin' some! An' I paid good munny to rent that tutu! Hmph!
So exactly when are you going for the nose thing? And will they really do anything to it at the time? I get sympathy pains just thinking about it.
Ahhh Dezzie you is so sweet,,Sympathy pains,,,thats the nicest thing henny one haz hever said two me,,hang about ,,,,,,let me juss sit down abit and revive meself,,thats better,,,ohh dear,,,right,,November the 4th 9.05am GMT. i shall be in the chair having a camerarara pushed up each snotrill, they is looking to find out why i cant hear propper, and see if i have a blockage, they told me i might need a opp, and earing aids after, so i aint looking forward to it much, apart from that, how you doin gurl, hows your health N temper :O)
Pardon??? i was picking my nose then didnt hear a thing!!