Yeah, us city folk have you knows that dezzie...
So! You've crawled out from under your doona and faced the light, young party-head Mike (another of your many middle names). Can you see yet? Has the pain stopped? Have the police gone?
Good as new now dezzie, it was that country bumkin brew, tasted so nice then bites your brain for swallowing it,,,we invited the police but they refused to come to the party on the grounds of our insanity, well thats what they say anyways!!!
I('m surprised you can remember.
Sorry. Were you saying something?
No,,You was though, what was you saying?
Weren't me. Is there someone else in here?
Its not the police is it? they creep around dont they??
I woodent know, as I have not had enny dealings wiffem.
What bout that time you told me bout when you had that barbie and everyone took there clothes off an jumped in the town fountain?? you forgotted bout that time?
That was yoo an yoo knows it. You hended hup inna clink, an I had to go an' bail you out. TSK!
Remembering aint my hot spot,,was that me was it....
Well, let's be syentiffic about this.
ONE of us drinks booze. ONE of us has come to the hattenshun of the HORTHORITEES regardin' certain public behavyors wot closely matches wot you said. It ain't me.
Now, lessee wot we has left, shall we?
Not much when you put it like that,,hime sure it was you??? cuz i can member the words barbie Q, and xxxx beer???
'Cept I has neiver. Case closed.
Naggy draws!!! juss cuz it twoz you an you wont hone up!!!
I duzzent do those things. I duzzent get out much...
You iz never in, always sortin out them old fella's problems,,marvellous Gal you iz!! :O)
An' juss you remember HOW marvellus NEXT xmas!
Toll'd you Straight bought the perzzent, hall i can say is sticky postman fingers..
A courier service next year, hey? Forget the expense.
I will dezzie promise, just he-male me you haddress and hile send you a prezzy honest truthfulness high will..
You know my address. You is ALWAYS peerin' in my winders!