Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
It's a shame moths don't eat any of these things. Never mind, I have a hot light bulb for him to play with :0)
Make it a candle. Please.
Phil, do you hate...little...Prizey?????
I LOVE little Prizey, especially his bank account.
Her bank Account :0)
Why would I hate little prizey?
Dez, I presume you want one of those huge church candles, why not go for the full blown bonfire ?
Kev mate, I think it's time for a metamorphysis, show your true self and let the alter ego go. let the tiger appear :0)
You don't treat HIM well. All you want is HIS money and that HE hurts HIMself with a hot light bulb. Isn't it?
But your invitation to the party is very kind. Thank you ;-)
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the middle of the night
Will set your bedclothes all alight
If you don't treat him right.
There, Phil! Will that do?
Perfick matey, perfick.
Gesine, the lightbulb was for Moffs, not the prize, SHE's quite safe :0)
I'm relieved to hear that. Does Prizey wear girls dresses when it stay by you?
Oh, Gesine...I have something to tell you about all the men here...I don't know how to say this...
Those aren't kilts, and even if they were, what Scotsman have you ever seen whose frilly underwear hung below the hem? I thought the makeup would tell you the story. Or the high heels. We must be quick. You do a silly dance, and while they are wondering what's going on, I'll grab the prize and whisk him to the safety of the Antipodes.
Watchit Dez or Moffs'll hit you wiv is andbag !
You really shouldn't let your imagination run away with you Dez. Remember what that nice man in the white coat keeps telling you, keep taking those little pink pillls and you'll be OK. Unless that silly dance is something special, forget it.
Gesine is the silliest dancer I have ever seen. Believe me - it's special.
I HAVE been taking the pink pills. Handfuls of them. Whee-e-e-e!
This explains a lot. And watch out for the "condiments" in the soup!
Oh, the condiments won't hurt you. They're all dead now.
Aaagh! Eck, eck, eck!
Unejumacated moff! Ruffian! It's "heck".
I'll have you know that "eck" is the anglicisation of the old elvish "yrch", which in the common tongue is translated orc. I believe it is the main ingredient in some forms of soup.
Now you're soundin' like a flippin' seagull.
Jonathan LIVINGSTONE Seagull, I presume. And we all know what happened to him.
What kind of message is that for depressed teenagers?!
Sometimes you can have too much of everything. Such as two "i"s. No wonder teenagers get depressed about their spelling!
I think you've all taken too much of your pink pills.
Or something wrong got in the soup, by accident.
Er... it's not so much a matter of something wrong that got *IN* the soup....
I hear that Dez also calls it argo-juice.
Gesine, if you ever want some time off work (say 3 months or so) just have a spoonfull of Dez's soup. I say a spoonfull because the spoon doesn't last long enough for a second try :0)