Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
I thought you had a personality disorder, to be honest. I didn't think maggots came into it at all.
Grandfather, if you don't want me to mention your makeup, I will never raise the subject again. But I can't vouch for Arabella. And I love cereal, thanks.
Gesine, kepp on running, girl - straight past the prize. It's mine.
Maggots have nuffin to do wiv it! *Magnetic*, not maggots. S'wt makes me so attractive, see? As for your "mine" it's anti-personnel, so watch out!
The Prize belongs to me!
Oh, I never took it personally, moff. It's all good clean fun, the poisonings, stabbings, etc. Just a game. And of course you are attractive, little one! Now pick up your toys like a good lad, and give Aunty Dez back her munny!
Aunty Dez will go shopping, I understand. Ok have your fun I care about Prizey. By the way can you bring me an ice please?
Strawberry for me and chocolate for Prizey. Thank you!
Okay, Gesine, it's vanilla for Dez, strawberry for you, chocolate for the Prize, and the Prize's money for me!
Someone isn't getting it. But they are about to.
Oooh! Lots of munny. Lovely!
Yes, something quite crumenal - perhaps I got a letter wrong in that.
Sitting with Prizey in front of the TV watching Casey Stoner (AUS) winning the Moto GP in Aragon. Is motorbike racing very popular in Australia?
Hugely. Most sports are, Gesine. Give my prize back, please. He needs his mumsy.
The Prize is a real sport. He's come to me!
That's only because he has no sense of direction. He got lost, but I will come over and pick him up.
No, really. I couldn't possibly put you to such an inconvenient journey. He'll stay with me.
I come with my flying carpet and an umbrella it's a comfortable journey. Prizey will like it.
Erm - someone hasn't been taking her medication, again, have we, Gesine?
Kevin, dear, no inconvenience at all. In fact, did you hear that noise? I'm at your front door.
I got new one's. Ehh how did you get to UK so quick??? Flying carpet with turbo boost?
New medication, is that? Heehee I see Dez has only been using SatCarpetNav version 1.0. Wrong address!
Do you already have the new version? I see Prizey standing in front of the shop windows longing for it. But I have to gain more money to buy it. At World Wide Waiting there is only a buggy copy in circulation.
Oh, those bugs, they get everywhere! Moths are much more considerate.
I see that Dez is being held in a stack over Heathrow airport...
Ah, you're seeing things again, Kevin. Only they aren't there. I am on your doorstep, disguised as a bag lady. Just waiting...
Eh? Well, the bag lady isn't there any more. I gave her thruppence ha'penny for a cup of tea and she ran off muttering something about having got the munny at last. Meanwhile Prizey and I are off to Bermuda.
By the way, please say hi to my cousin George:
Hey George, nice to meet you.
George does not look well at all, has he been eating soup by any chance?
Oh, hi prize, yes of course I'll take you to lunch, away from all this confusion.