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Last One To Post on RGBstock Wins
1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
3506. micromoth25 September 2011, 8:12 GMT +02:00
A-a-a-a-h, what a shame. So blissfully unaware that I'm still here. And I'm still winning!
3507. xymonau25 September 2011, 10:08 GMT +02:00
Oh, you don't count. You're not even a contender. You're little and fluffy and swattable.
3508. micromoth25 September 2011, 18:04 GMT +02:00
If I'm not a contender then why are you replying? Oh wait, it's because I'm more than a contender - I'm the winner!
3509. xymonau26 September 2011, 1:29 GMT +02:00
Oh, tiny sweet little moffy, I am replying because I have impeccable manners. I would never ignore one who is less fortunate than I. You can't help being a loser. It is the card that fate dealt you. Now stop that snivelling, and off you go! And comb those wings.
3510. Gramps26 September 2011, 8:18 GMT +02:00
Prize has come to me, fed up with the other minions arguing.
3511. xymonau26 September 2011, 8:29 GMT +02:00
But there is no argument. I win. No controversy about that, is there? And why are you calling us a type size?! (That should have been an interrobang, but the site doesn't allow it.) Run out of swear words?
3512. micromoth26 September 2011, 13:40 GMT +02:00
I think that must make you a Comic Sans. Personally, I'm Upper Case, but I do sympathize with your dropped capital. The Prize is mine!
3513. xymonau26 September 2011, 14:59 GMT +02:00
I'm actually a Sans Sheriff and you're about to be put behind bars. You might get off for being a dingbat. But remember not to annoy me, or you'll receive a cross stoke, and that could be terminal.
3514. Gramps26 September 2011, 15:18 GMT +02:00
That cross stoke sounds a bit dodgy to me. I'll just take the prize now, all mine.
3515. xymonau26 September 2011, 15:20 GMT +02:00
No, you see that's exactly what makes me cross. You wouldn't want that, now, would you? I mean, I'm bad enough in a GOOD mood.
3516. micromoth26 September 2011, 16:47 GMT +02:00
I can vouch for that! :-)
Nevertheless, the Prize is mine.
3517. xymonau27 September 2011, 2:12 GMT +02:00
It is a law of human nature that uttering something - even an untruth - fixes the idea and belief more firmly in your mind. Moff keeps singing the same song, and he can't get the words out of his head. I fear the delusion has taken hold, and he is beyond help. Everyone knows I win.
3518. micromoth27 September 2011, 9:54 GMT +02:00
Lol! I'm amused by the concept, Pot.
Signed, Kettle.
3519. xymonau27 September 2011, 10:01 GMT +02:00
Ah, but yours is just propaganda, whereas mine is factual.
3520. micromoth27 September 2011, 13:31 GMT +02:00
Lol!!!! Hoo,hoo,hoo!!! Oh, please don't say things like that, Dez. It makes my sides ache with laughing.
3521. xymonau27 September 2011, 13:39 GMT +02:00
I know it does, poor little thing. Your addled brain finds amusement in matters of deep seriousness. Never mind. You go and have a nice lie down, while I enjoy my millyuns.
3522. micromoth27 September 2011, 16:27 GMT +02:00
Those are the little coloured sugar balls you put on cupcakes, aren't they? Well, you just enjoy them. If you're good, we might give you some marmite soldiers later too.
Meanwhile the Prize and I are off on another round the world tour. Ah, the bliss of being the winner!
3523. xymonau27 September 2011, 16:39 GMT +02:00
You understand my bliss? Good. The coloured balls are actually hundreds and thousands - not nearly as much as my millyun dollers. But I'll gladly buy you a cupcake for being a brave little soldier.
3524. Gramps28 September 2011, 12:25 GMT +02:00
Moffs calling Dez a Cupcake, Dez calling Moffs a little soldier. Aaah, so sweet, C;mon prize, we'll leave them to romance and play with moffs coloured suger balls while we have lunch.
3525. xymonau28 September 2011, 12:35 GMT +02:00
Vulgarity - the sure mark of a loser. You can have the brave little soldier, and his hundreds and thousands, but the prize and the prize munny are mine. Tra la!
3527. gesinek28 September 2011, 13:13 GMT +02:00
Back again and - hey presto, fetching the Prize - bye,bye
3528. xymonau28 September 2011, 13:20 GMT +02:00
It's a good thing they fell for the fake stuffed prize I left in the bedroom.
While they fight over it, I am away free, hiding out in the isles of the Antipodes, where no-one will find us.
3529. gesinek28 September 2011, 14:25 GMT +02:00
But you know that there are satellites all around the earth, we have GPS and I am able to use it
