Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
I'm a moth, not a shellfish. Sheesh! Dontcher know yer zoology?
Oh, yes, Im a Saggitarius.
Well, you should try doing more exercises!
Spiritual or physical?
Clearly, I have won this game. Thank you, one and all.
You heard me, loser.
Not sure who you're talking to... there's nobody but this winner here.
Don't point. It's rude. But thank you for indicating me, nevertheless.
Er... actually, I was indicating me.
Then why on earth were you pointing at me? Probably because in your heart of hearts you know the truth. I am the winner.
I wasn't pointing at you. I wouldn't be so rude. Nor so inaccurate.
You're so cute when you fib!
I'm even cuter when I don't.
Guess we're going to have to settle for second best, then.
Oh, I wouldn't dream of it! Please, be my guest - you take second best.
But I can't. I already won first best.
Sorry, but the hoopla stall doesn't count here.
Correct. I'm glad you have come to your senses. Now that you agree I have won, I'll shout you a drink.
I'm very happy to agree that you've won at the hoopla stall. I bet you ran rings round them. And thank you, I'll take that drink... er... as long as it isn't soup. Merry Christmas!
And I'm still the winner on LOTP!
It's not Christmas yet, you will have soup and be grateful, and your lack of grasp of the facts is worrying. We may have to increase the voltage of your treatments.
You do electrical treatment? That's shocking! (So's the soup, I'm told.)
I'm sure of my facts - I'm the winner!
Ah, there's one born every minute. So much certainty, so little reality.
Never mind, you can't help it.