Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Secret scissors only cut secret hair! :)
I'm a little challenged on top myself. I blame it on acid rain...
Then Friar Tuck must stop taking acid.
I've always wondered what the fuss is with baldness. Men look just fine if they go bald. It's the comb-overs that look bad. Stand proud. I've never heard a woman say, "I really like him but his bald head puts me off".
Guys with a glorious pate were meant to be bald.
I have scissors...
You said they were "secret".
Not anymore, the whole darn internet know about it now!
No point in hiding them now, hey?
Nope, you might as well put them on the frontpage
Secret scissors? Sounds a bit kinky to me...
Dez is full of surprises (and really top secret stuff) I would bet...
I'm great at de-kinking feral animals. Anyone spring to mind?
good to see the last post from anyone but Dez :P
Dez is really guarding her thread, very very carefully.
Your point being?
you know, ....you are not going to win, however much you try to win :P
I'm being instructed by a shell. I can not respect a shell, even a smart one. Particularly if it gives me cheek.
What does giving a cheek mean?
Giving cheek (not "a" cheek) means to talk rudely to someone, perhaps in a teasing manner, but to put them down in some way or defy their authority, call them names, or generally be obnoxious verbally. Usually used when children talk back to their elders.
Ah then I have experience with it
Giving me cheek is a waste of time. We winners care not!