Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
First of the day... good morning and good luck :P
Second this morning! w00t
There's room for one more!
See you on monday, I win :P
Saturday night's alright for fighting (who sang that?) so I fight back!
Elton John. There is a secret back door to this thread where I can hack in the winning post automatically set on a timer. Your posts are futile when I am armed with this technology. :)
There is a secret pair of scissors in my pocket, with which I can cut the plug off your technology if you annoy me. You have been warned.
Ah, but I have a scissors detection device that makes my technology untouchable by your secret pair.
Detecting and deflecting are two very different things, techno man.
Once my detection system even hints at a pair of scissors, that's when my ultra secret defense system strikes with lightening speed.
...and meets my pointy stick.
...the stick I can dodge, it's the soup that concerns me. It seeps into every crack and crevice or makes its own.
And what do you think I stir it with, huh?
a flag pole? or that stick you've mentioned
Perhaps it was the soup that made the stick so pointy :)
Nope. Just whittlin'...
I suppose if you were desperate enough you could stir small batches of the soup with your secret scissors. Then they would be too dull to cut off my plug to technology.
Now why would I want to do that? They is sharp and remaining so. So look out!
No matter how sharp de is, you have to find what to cut before they any good.
Don't tempt me, Cris. Don't tempt me. If I can't find the plug, I'll start with body parts.
Ok, deal. I can use a haircut!
I give a rather close shave - be warned.
Well if I see the profile pic, even that won't do him any harm :D
Possibly harmful to you, though.