Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Yes - but prizy is just coming from outside, siting here at the oven for its stormy and icy outside. It sits here and tries to stop freezing, cause we have ice
rain and storm outside. Fortunately I am at home and gave hot tea to the freezing prize. It is still shivering... oh oh!! It has to stay for a long time...
At least it isn't booze this time. I'm going to have you charged with corrupting the morals of a prize if you keep feeding him alcohol.
I'm coming over to your house this very minute to rescue that poor cold wee thing. I will bring him back to warm summer days, bright blue skies, and the lulling sound of the Pacific Ocean nearby. Floods, cyclones, fires - oops! Did I say that out loud?
you guys have a great imagination, for what's just a trophy :D
.. or is it all that alcohol ? hehe
I'm all for eutrophication - the prize is mine!
so its back to mining , eh ? :)
...mostly 'undermining' the other guy's post to win yours :)
I find termites are great for undermining posts.
remind me to make my posts here concrete
I've already cemented my relationship with the prize.
glory is always just a post away!
So go post away from here, glory seekers. The prize and I are securing the perimeter. Gesine put up a noble fight, but she's no match for an Antipodean pointy stick.
Eusocial insect post wins by a nose!
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill termite?
I don't know.
We only have ants here and that's enough. They murdered my magnolia. When I showed that desaster to the prize it cried out loud. Yes, it feels with me, my wonderful prize...
I'm afraid the prize cried out aloud because you were standing on his foot. He has come back to me, where he feels safe.
glory, glory, hallelujah....
The doctor said, "I warned you to stay at your post and not eat the soup!"
Uupps, ok, the soup, I forgot.
krayker has cracked
one less for the competition
not in a hurry. not giving up so soon, we've barely even started competing!
And yet it's over. Incredible, hey? That I should win so soon.
over 2200 termite eaten posts is not what I'd call soon
Don't call the mothman a termite. It's just his little hobby.
Soon is subjective. I rise above objectivity.
So does the man in the moon.
Only you would know that. Did the voices tell you?