Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Don't try to fool me. You wear them alla time! I seen you in the railway goods yard bein' frogmarched off by a guard. Don't try to fool a ol' girl wif her own teefs.
Yoo been watching crime watch again aint you,,,I,ll wave at the cameras next time specially for ya :O)
I don't think we have a similar show here any more. Occasionally it gets resurrected. Maybe on pay TV. Since I don't have a TV that works right now, I don't know. So don't wave. They'll know it's for me an' come around! I haven't shifted the last lo - er - .......I have nowhere for anyone to sit.
Ahhhh, never mind Dezzie, the rain will stop next week and the sun will shine, your guests will be able to sit outside and sip iced tea under the old palm, i can see it now,, it'll be lovely!!! well, apart from the part where they arrest you for associating wth me, but you'll soon get over that little hiccup...
I believe they makes tea inna urn in the slammer...
@409 Did you know that there's a special term for fear of trainspotters? it's called "Anoraknaphobia".
They don't scare me, Jimbo. Much.
@414, Na, vending machines now, you can taste the plastic cup, a real delight!
I used to be a train spotter. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Hows your health and Temper ! :O)
You're not wearin' a anorak, you big deceiver! Just a red dress an' a dunces cap. I'm afraid, but not for the reason you suggest. And just where have you been?
Its a Whizzard init???
That's what he wants you to think, Mikey. wink wink nudge nuge
O00oooooooh, well the stiletto's do give it away a bit dont they?
Whattabout the lipstick, eh? You didn't see the lipstick? Hey! Maybe Jimbo is a lady! Have you hever harsked?
stop pestering the man you two
everybody is granted there peculiarities
so what if a man wants to wear a dress
if you want to pick on someone in a dress
pick on the pope!
Oh no,, say 100 hail mary's and confess that i is the bestest photographer in the whole world....
Cruel,,,oh the pain,,,so cruel.....
I will reserve my comments about the Pope's frock. He does have better taste than Miss Jimbo, though. The beard is all wrong with that outfit.
As for you, Mikey the miserable, your pain will pass. The rat will chew that bit out. You are the bestest photographer in the world, but nature had to apologise some way, didn't she?
Bless you Dezzie,,I blooming like you,,I dont care what all the others on here say about you, I think your A OK Gall :O)
So, tell me, dear - what do the others say? *smiles kindly and bats eyelashes*
Well,,,Know i,m not one to repeat things but,,asdrg hhtthvv tgervv oh dear i got a type'o i,ll have to tellll yoou aggaiin...
You're hiding something from me, aren't you, Michael?