Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Well Jimbo, i,ll it anything as long as it dont move when i try to stick a fork in it mate,, :O)
plates don't move, do you eat those?
Oh i say, your in a picky mood today!
I have to; now that Dezzie is gone AWOL
No,,No, dezzie is nice, its just her soup thats a bit , you know? dodgy!! Anyway, its nice to be nice :O)
it's smart to be smart
it's bad to be bad
it's rich to be rich
it's healthy to be healthy
And its insane to be MAD?
if you say so..
Dont you know??
Are you sure?
@457 - Jimbo, just because the Pomgolians eat all their traditions, it doesn't mean we do. The wee piggies were a gift FOR xmas. They wouldn't lie still while they were being wrapped.
Mikey discussing madness is like Houdini discussing his escape tricks. They both know their subject very well.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Dont know where youv'e been,, but your tea's cold!!
Awwww! An' you keepded it warm for me! How sweet! Can you take it outa the blanket now, please? An' pick the hairs outa it ony I chokes on 'em? Ahh! An' yer Mam chewed it all up for me, too! What good friends you is! I been ejumacatin' meselluf. Do I look smarter? I feels smarter.
Yes you look marballous,, ya tea's still warm, the cats been sleeping on it since last Friday!!
that explains the hairs
herbal or you're run-of-the-mill-cuppa??
Well now you ask,, I have done dezzie a three course meal starting with Nettle soup in a basket, followed by, Stuffed Turnip with fish bladder filling on a bed of dandelion leaves, and for dessert Crème de la Crème, Toffe apple ou'n a stick, mmm, mmmm, mmmm,,,....... licka ma vingers gooood!!
you are the perfect host
that must have put Dezzie in a splendid mood
Oh, no, I couldn't haxept a fine meal like that, Mikey. I is not worthy! Christine tells me she is quite partial to a fish bladder turnip thingummy. I don't have the heart to deprive her. But I'll have that there toffee apple, if it okay. Why do people ruin perfekly good toffee wif happles?
I will pass on the nettle soup. It's supposed to be cooked.
I hallways get bored eating toffee happles, by the time i have hoovered the toffee off me tung is numb...
the dandelion leaves were a great treat for my gerbils
[Oscar&Alfred in squeaky voices] "Thank you, happyture"
Oh, no! Christine is hearin' voices! Your rat hasn't left home, by any chance? He will set up home wherever he finds a vacancy.
Well now you mention it, it has been silent for a day or two??
Mikey! You is free at last! Run frew the hills, wif the breeze rakin' your hairs - er - rakishly.