Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Free,,Free as a bird i is, feels a little lonely though, spose i,ll get use to that wont i,, hello,,hello....
now sir, stay calm and come wit us
we have a nice and quit place for you
and some very nice pills
here take them
Hope your not saying That Im hymnsane, because let me tell you i isn't, no sir'ee I have letters after my name, Might be for The American Tattoo Association, but i do have letters after my name...
An' I have hiccups after I drink fizzy drinks. Don't make me special...
Im a special as you can get, and you know it dunya!
OOOH! You makes it hard to be a troothful friend, Mikey. You ARE speshul - in a speshul way, like. Yewneek. Wunnofakind. Singular. They threw away the mould. Straight after they scraped it offya.
Bless you Deziie, thats the most troothful hanswer hanyone has ever given, that i have hever herd. :O)
An now you is rat free, an' you is windswept an interestin', I can barely contain my admiration of your speshulfullness.
I knows it dezzie , I knows it, folk are lookin at me in a different way, without visors and crash helmets, its so refreshing :O)
Do you think it might be as well to put on some knickers, Mikey? I don' wanna rain on yer parade or anyfink, but it hain't a good look.
Oh ,,Oh dear yes, Sorry bout that Dezzie but with all the excitement i completely fourgotted bout um, MM,, that reminds me, take the sausage out the freezer!
I once went out to the shops with two unmatched shoes on. I didn't realise until I had walked through the shopping centre and into the supermarket. It was horrible. One was black and the other was navy. But I was definitely wearin' knickers at the time.
Ha ha ha,, dear dear dear, dezzie what you like gurl, saying that last week i needed to go to the dunny upstairs, when i got there i had the bloody kettle in me hand ?? dont ask me why cause i dont know!
Just as long as yer confusion ended there. Else I'll knock back that cuppa if it's alla same.
@happyture: if the rat has left, will you take new lodgers? For the extra money
Christine, you also knows very well that it was a badger, a native animal to UKland, a striped creature of nocturnal habit, and no, i shall not be taking on more lodgers as your heads never your own with someone else walking in and out willy nilly..
Dezzie, the kettle was filled with sparkling filtered water, we have to filter the water here on the border of Wales as it is very limy and soon scales the kettle up, yet we have to pay excruciatingly high water bills for what we get through the tap...some would say it tastes like P-ss until you filter it!
I am so glad you took sparkling water and not limy into your toilet. It fills me with a sense of relief.
I lived in Brisbane for 15 years, and left about five years ago. At that time the water tasted quite good. I was there every fortnight for nearly four years (to see my granddaughters), and the water was the same. Since the floods, it is revolting. I don't know what they've done to it, but it tastes vile.
Yeah, its probably a little of the dunny juice mixed in, as long as you boil it first and sieve the top should be OK!
Thank you, Mikey. I feel so much better with that explanation. X(
Well its better you know these things init, just remember, if they ask if you want one lump or two, ASK what they mean first!!
and then you ask for a lump of milk and a cloud of sugar
serves them right!
Sewage in the drinking water due to severe floods, we have had that happen here in England, but causes more problems in the hotter countries..
They are treating the water so heavily, I'm sure there are toxic chemicals in it. My clothes still smell from the water I washed them in. And they were dried in a dryer. I'm going to have to wash them all again.
I have to go to Brisbane again in early June - for a conference. I hope this time I get a clean place!
I use a independent water filter that takes 99% of impurity's out, water tastes much better after....