Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Um...can I cancel that invitation for a cuppa? I just remembered suthink...
No, dont be silly, I never save on me tea bags only the finest Yorkshire tea bags used here, One bag One cup, mmmm filtered water beautiful :O)
Will you clear your clothesline before I arrive?
Well its raining here in UKland so yes,,,I will fetch it in, cause its got to be ironed anit!!
I ab all stuffed up wif this code. I ab feeling worserer - to quote you - ad I ab going to eat ad go to bed sood.
Bless you Dezzie, hope you get better soon, its just not the same insulting a poorly lady :O(
I fell better after eating, but I'm still going to have an early night. Oh, you can insult me. Now's the very time you can get away with it. But remember, I'll be lookin' for you when I'm fit again!
Ah well, i hadn't thought about that,,Sooooo,,i shall forget bout insults for now OK,, shall i fluff your pillow for you hummmm!! its no trouble??
LOL Yes, an' you can rubs me feets. Be careful of the toenails. Like razors, they is.
Wow,, could shave with them there toenails dezzie, have you informed the police that you carry a dangerous weapon in ya shooo's???
They's too scared to talk to me, I gave one a kickin' once. 'Nuff said.
What bout one of them there grimacing looks that you do,, did you give um a grimacing l@@k .....
After encounterin' my toenails, they wasn't makin' eye contact.
I had to come home this afternoon. I was so sick. I huddled in a chair under a blanket for a couple of hours, wondering why I couldn't get warm. I finally realised I had a fever. I took some aspirin, and now I'm warm and dying. I'll lie down again soon. Such a busy week. Everyone here is sick.
Yeah but, Your not allowed to die, Oh no, you are not allowed to slip your earthly coils that easily, Everybody is sick, bloody marvellous how people share things like that with you yet ask um for $50 and you don't see um for a month of Sundays...
I am just too sick to sit here for long. I laid down again after I wrote the above and have just gotten out of bed. I need to take medication. I'll have to stay awake for a couple of hours because some can't be taken with the other, but then I'll fall back into bed. It has been a very long time since I was this sick, and I'm still feverish. I have so many important things to be doing tomorrow and the next day. My boss is sick, too.
Quickly - now's the time to invade. If you don't do it now, you'll have to wait until Melbourne Cup day.
Sounds like you got it good n proper there Dezzie, bottle of whiskey you need gurl kill them germs, get a couple of cap fulls in a nice cup of tea, you be right in no time :O)
I don't think adding cleaning fluid to my diet is going to help me. LOL I am better today. Went in to work, my boss is still sick. Meetings called off. I was too sick to stay. Back home, and feeling ill in waves, but at least I can eat today. Yesterday I couldn't face it. But I'm not well enough to cook. I'll be going to bed really early, I think. I slept about 15 hours yesterday. Did me the world of good.
I dont drink a lot, but when i get a bug Whiskey is what i reach for, it seems to see a cold off pretty fast, tooth ache, hives, howling heebie jeebies, toe rot, and distemper all just melt away.. :OP
Don't lie. You gots the howling heebie jeebies alla time. I've read yer posts.
Friends dont say things like that bout each other, and here's me telling the local taxidermist just wot a nice person yew is/was?
Make that "was". I am feeling very poorly again tonight. I don't know why I'm still awake. I was waiting to take some medication, but that's done, and here I am. I'll lie sown soon. But my nose and eyes are stinging and I keep having sneezing fits that go on and on. Ad by head's aching. Never mind, this too shall pass.
Make sure they put a nice expression on me dial.
And glass eyes. None of them plastic rubbish. Can't see a thing through them once they're scratched.
Yes,, the eyes that follow you around the room! scary @@
LOL As long as it's just the eyes, we're pretty safe.
I woke up feeling not too bad. Started moving around, and I'm a mess again. I've done about an hour's work over the phone, but i can't keep that up, either. I'm going to go back to bed soon - maybe.