Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
A "snowdropper"....? You mean I is pure and innocent and nascent white? I can agree to that!
:-)
And so are the undies you steal, hey?
OOO000000oooooowwww a knicker picker :O)
OOOOOOooooooooooh! No I'm not! I is honest as the day is long. Guv.
Well Dezzie sez so, but here in England yoo is innocent untill you iz prooven guilty, or so my barrister said.
Your barista? What would he know? Drink your coffee and stop playing bush lawyer. Macromouth must live where the nights last forever!
Us moths are very happy with nights. You wouldn't be a noctiphobist would you? But some of us can do days as well. We like to sing, ESPECIALLY loudly very early in the morning. Trala! I feel a visit to Oz coming on...
Well Dezzmerellda it is a likkle hobby ov mine, took the corse on the tinternet and got me deploomer and everyfink so their Mrs, Whats that Orrible howling noise??
Macromouth is going to Denmark. That's him singin'. 'Orrible is right! I hope he was joking about Oz. I once had a septic serenade me in New York. I was so embarassed, I didn't know where to look. It's just not normal!
No, i can honestly put mi hand on mi art and say i never serenaded henny body henny time, i bought flowers once upon a tyme and she asked wot i had done rong, if i add sang two er she wood have probably phoned the old bill..
Oh, flowers, I love. Even if they are the price of sin! I once had a suitor who would pick me up on a Friday night, and always bring chocolates and flowers. Mum and Dad couldn't wait for him to go, so they could scoff the chocolates! I didn't like chocolate much. They were sad to see that one go.
See now if that was me, i would have bought, flowers and a chicken and garlic pie, :O) with flaky pastries of course..
OO-o-o-o-H! You knows how to seet talk a girl, doncha?
You really want one of those things, donchoo? I can mail you one.
Ha, yeah sweettalk's my middle name, Chuck n garlic pie,,,why yes, is there any left ?
Nope. *burp* Oh, pardon me. That musta been the flowers...
Well, it's dark, I haven't put the lights on yet, my birds are asleep with their cages at the front sliding windows, and I'm replete on crackers and soy dip (tasted a bit like axle grease, no matter what I added to the base), and the leftover handfuls of chips (crisps) that I pigged out on to get rid of the taste. I need my veggies, so I might have to eat more, but I don't really want to.
I ate a mangosteen last week. I don't think I've ever had one before. They are the most delicious thing! I don't know if you have ever tasted custard apple or soursop, but they are sort of like a cross between those and maybe grape or lychee. An amazing flavour. I got something the size of a marble out of this really thick skin, and the one cost me nearly $2, so I can't afford more, but if you're rich, they are really, really delicious!
Oh, by the way, I found a way to replace yer mam's teefs.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k39/SericeousBurden/blog/sheephead.jpg
Oh, and here's one to replace her tongue if you need to:
http://threatqualitypress.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/parasite_fish_tongue.jpg
And the blurb about it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua
Reminded me of the rat.
Amazing,,,totally speechless and thats rare indeed for me... what a wonderful world we live in, such a shame many humans dont appreciate what we have.. nature always amazes me.
Oh, and Ma said she was just getting to like you a bit too until the fish teef :O( she's juss not appy now,,,what ma,,,,tell HER,,your face looks nothing like a fish OK ma!!!
No, but her teefs do. An' it would give you another set to borrer.
Dont you think the fish will mind :O)
No. By the time you gets 'em, they is dead. I don't think they will kick up a fuss.
Mmmm nice, I think i will pass on that though, i brush my teeth 3 times a day and suck mints in between fresh breath is everything dont you think...
No. Your feets is a disgrace.
Dont you dare say that,,,i wash me feets once a week down the bilabong whilst i is washin me cloths, an whilst i,m at it i chews me toenails off the same tyme. Disgrace indeed..