Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Don't lie. Your Mam has the teefs those days. She chews 'em off. Only food you giver her on washin' day. For shame!
(Sharp intakes of breath) DEZZIE! you iz indeed in a hinsalting mood twoday aint yoo, Ive got hard gums for your himformation Mrs.
Prove it. Bite these. *offers particularly offensive ingrown toenails*
If i can bite knots outta ropes with me gums them will bee mere pork scratchings to my power gums :O)
I takes bach the hoffer. You scares me!
Has I evva tole you a fib?
Errr, once or twice :O)
Oh. I didn't fink you knowed...
I can tell when your nose twitches and your left eyebrow rises just a smidgen, gives you away every time :O)
Just call me Samantha...
compulsive aint you DEZZIE, Who's Sammymantha
Bewitched? She used to wiggle her nose?
I hain't compulsive. Hyme Hobsessed.
Ha ha,,,I remember bewitched now you mention it, Makes me think, where have all the good TV programs gone??
I don't know. I gave up television when I didn't have an aerial. I watched some in Brisbane on cable. Very depressing. One about a baby elephant and a sheep who were the best of friends, but the elephant - Tembo - died (a documentary) - and I cried and cried.
Its only nature init, you dont cry over things like that, you only crys if the sheep eats Tembo and then poo's on his carcass that would be sad woodentit :O(
Are you sure you're not a haccountant?
You knows I,M A Artiste :O)
Yeah, butcha can't really tapdance well at all, hey, Mikey? Not on them unspeakable feets.
Me shoe's dance on their own when i take um off, juss like the film Pinocchio...
An' that nose of yours has pinned many a hinnocent person to the wall, hey?
Only when i tell porky pie's :O)
Oh, dear me! I had no idea it was constant.
Yoo iz juss sow cheeky, eye ardly hever tell porky pie's and thats as true as im riding the Elephanty