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4 seasons on 45 seconds

1. jimdaly9817 February 2011, 18:39 GMT +01:00

Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.

2186. happyture7 January 2013, 10:20 GMT +01:00

Na, mind you i only give her her teeth on a friday now simply becuz she made a horrible mess of the table legs,, Gnarled away at um like a termite she did ..

2187. xymonau7 January 2013, 13:26 GMT +01:00

I hear her gums is like razors an' she don't need teefs.

2188. happyture7 January 2013, 22:05 GMT +01:00

Well she fetched blood once when the postman walked in the garden, gummed hold of his ankle,,I could hear bones cracking :O)

2189. xymonau7 January 2013, 23:12 GMT +01:00

At least you woodent have had to feed her that week.

2190. happyture7 January 2013, 23:20 GMT +01:00

Oh no er's always hungry,,but i did warn er bout eating out the dog bowl, "WORMS" i shouted but does er listen no,,,so i thunk Er's all wormed up like our fido :O)

2191. xymonau8 January 2013, 3:26 GMT +01:00

Epsom salts an' plaster of paris. Works every time.

2192. happyture8 January 2013, 16:21 GMT +01:00

Does it really,,,i got Epsom salts do you think polly filler will work :O)

2193. xymonau8 January 2013, 22:41 GMT +01:00

Anyfing wot sets like conkreet. Hey presto! Corse, it does have some unpleasant side effects...

2194. happyture9 January 2013, 7:23 GMT +01:00

Side effects? Ma likes side effects, I'll get mixing :O)

2195. xymonau9 January 2013, 21:59 GMT +01:00

My mother used to tell me that that was what they used to kill cockroaches when she was young - icing sugar mixed with plaster of paris. She said it worked well. Perhaps your Ma shouldn't have it, Mikey. Or it'll be the slammer for you this time. Remember what the judge said?

2196. happyture9 January 2013, 23:16 GMT +01:00

Well,,,juss as wel you toll me that, Cuz she aint got Cockroaches hers got worms.

2197. xymonau10 January 2013, 2:31 GMT +01:00

Perhaps you could sell her to a nursery?

2198. happyture10 January 2013, 10:21 GMT +01:00

Think i could sell her to a Fishing club her's got that many worms :O)

2199. xymonau10 January 2013, 13:33 GMT +01:00

Anthelmintics is wotchoo needs.

2200. happyture13 January 2013, 12:49 GMT +01:00

Who said what, where BIG WURDS :O( ? thanks be to GooGle ....

2201. xymonau13 January 2013, 13:03 GMT +01:00

That was a word I learned early in my nursing career. And it stayed with me. Sounds far too impressive to be worm medication.

2202. happyture14 January 2013, 9:42 GMT +01:00

Itchy bum cure sounds nice in laymans terms dont it :) my smilies dont work here its really sad :O(

2203. xymonau14 January 2013, 9:47 GMT +01:00

If I bends my neck, I sees 'em.

2204. happyture14 January 2013, 9:48 GMT +01:00

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa,,then you blame me for a sore neck and poke me with a pointy stick .... :O)

2205. xymonau14 January 2013, 9:50 GMT +01:00

You're not half as silly as you looks, Welshman!

2206. happyture14 January 2013, 9:56 GMT +01:00

No i izzent silly, juss a little backward at coming forward so Ma sez :O)

2207. xymonau14 January 2013, 10:01 GMT +01:00

You has NEVER been backward in that! Yor Ma needs more of them sensibble pils, I reckon. Cause she hain't.

2208. happyture14 January 2013, 10:07 GMT +01:00

Well she takes way too many pills, i toll her to stop taking the water tablets and laxatives and juss take the ones for her Halitosis as her breathed on the dog the other day an upset him for days :O(

2209. xymonau15 January 2013, 6:40 GMT +01:00

Does Welsh peeples get theys water in pills, izzit?

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